AI-driven mattress technology
there goes another chunk of the amazon
The wrong Amazon is burning
You want words to have meaning? What are you, some kind of communist?
Why do people get so wierd about young really athletic people living in a confined situation fucking every four years?
The implied miscegenation maybe?
Don’t bring up that word, unless you use it with quotation marks… that being said, how is the implication there?
I just figured that the real motivation is less to do with a prudishness about sex, and more a weird racist fear of people of all the nations and ethnicities having sex with each other.
This is just an ad. You can delete this you know
This is an ad. A bad one. Run away.
imagine thinking you can stop people from fucking
Imagine thinking the literal most athletic people in the world need a bed to fuck.
Do they think Olympic athletes can’t have sex unless they lay on a bed? I mean, the floor still exists, and standing is perfectly fine as a base for carnal activities, so why does anyone bother with this virtue signaling nonsense?
I could 100% accomplish this if my federal funding requests got fucking approved for once.
Why do they care that they fuck? I thought the French loved a fuck
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I’m pretty sure this is an Olympics thing, If I recall correct they did the same thing in Tokyo and probably Beijing
If they can’t fuck they should make them do everything naked like in ancient times
are they finally adding professional sex at the olimpics?
Using our AI system to scan your dick and balls for the best fit for a cardboard bed with bubble-wrap mattress.
okay but if i was stressed as fuck for the olympics, sex with an olympian would help idk
ai driven cardboard cubes
I have a brilliant startup proposal: you take a picture of someone and ask chatgpt how they should arrange their couch cushions overtop a stack of used amazon boxes for optimal sleep.
Each couch cushion, made of the finest coarse polymer fiber blocks we could find at a surplus store, costs uh, let’s say $10K, because it’s AI enhanced, and it’ll be another $10K for these amazon boxes we found sitting around someone’s house. Exclusive contract to supply a major event, please.
If you use Amazon for your fulfillment service you can probably reduce this to “tell me the dimensions of your sleeping space” and then box up the foam with AI-generated assembly instructions to turn the boxes into beds.
Also, patent pending, donut steel, etc.
I could fuck on that
Admirable. Inspiring.The beds allow sex. It’s just made of cardboard and customizable. The cardboard is very durable and fuckable to the satisfaction of JD Vance
there’s a regular ass couch in the background of the video
The couch from Rocky taught me you cant be s champion if you fuck
