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Holy Wisdom Shit Balls.
Holy Wisdom Shit Balls.
y and “would”, respectively.
When reached for comment, undecided voters said “I’ve always wanted to watch a President snuff it on national television”.
The Chore of Bazelon
Vermin Supreme, tear down this wall!
Excited to hear from the New Weather Underground.
It would probably be an Excel sheet talking to an Access database via VBA macro because the guy who prints the kill lists “has a system”.
It would be extremely on brand for the DNC to install the only person to ever lose an election to Donald Trump, lol.
NYT next week: Donald Trump is just the most competent candidate. He has the experience. He has an engaged base. And have you seen those haunches in tennis shorts?
In a post-debate interview at the White House, Mr. Biden said “And behold a great red dragon, having seven heads and ten horns, and seven crowns upon his heads. And his tail drew the third part of the stars of heaven, and di— did, uh, ya know, the thing.”
Every time I get one of those I write the little machine that sends them an unhinged gallon of vitriol and then follow up with “STOP”.
“Fully disclosed ingredients” is a suspiciously specific claim.
Try “the bare scraps tossed to peons were picked clean 3 years ago”, ghouls.
Wow, nice editorializing. The actual headline is “Boeing contractor says he was fired out of a cannon after raising safety concerns”. Smdh, do better, Hexbear.
Let me also throw out there: pickled jalapeño and pineapple along with whatever else you like. Salt, sweet, heat, little bit of acid. It’s good, folks. You can go fresh jalapeño if you’d rather a bit of freshness over more salt.
Aww, did someone get addicted to Westoid saltmaxxing and ruin their palate?
To the Pre-K Agua Fria rode a toddler one fine day
Hardly spoke to folks around him, had a minor speech delay
No one dared to share his cuppy, no one dared to take a sip
The toddler there among them had a big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip
In evil DPRK, the citizens are so propagandized that they deny any reality that does not conform to the party line.
Your faith in Amerikkkans is interesting, but we all know how the hogs will respond to these choices (or what response will be fed to them by the media they consume, anyway).
I don’t think senility causes eye bleeding, so it must be the first one.