Good grief

I hope Zip Calhoun can still make his hair appointment next week

Stalin should’ve armed the KKE

Honestly more surprised he’s still alive

I worked at a hotel bar across from a convention center, every group loved talking about how much they could drink, that you’d never seen anyone drink like they could. All these different types of salespeople, annoying for sure. Yeah, I’m sure agricultural equipment sales folks are the best drinkers bud. They were so proud of it, but any dive will have drunker and more entertaining people. Easy to get a rise out of them by saying how much more another group the week earlier had drank.

Anyway, alcoholism is a problem and probably not the victory they’re looking for, otherwise this is Utah’s game to lose.

Could see likely a coalition of the NE, which should probably include Maryland, Delaware, and DC, plus Midwest and West Coast minus the plains and mountain states. They’d then mop the floor.

You forget, ebil kkkomunist kkkhina owns everything and kills you for your stuff

If he can affect a good goblin voice they should drop the charges

Get those flags off the floor you damn commie

Ricky Tack go on Quorarators

Straw should make it less slippery :/

Spiting my next door neighbors by removing their fire alarms

How does that wooooork??

Not surprising but interesting to note- if a socialist even glances at the levers of power, there’s no “give them a chance,” it’s suddenly that everything bad that has ever happened, is happening, and will happen is their fault and they must be removed immediately, by force if necessary. But libertarians get this and are the don’t tread on me folks, god I hate them.

Nothin’s better

The only thing I can say is they’re giving air time about Trump, but not to him. God I want to hear him talk about this. But it’s projecting himself that did Trump the most good, if he’s being talked about but mostly silenced idk if it’ll have the same effect

I guess it’s through fracking so I imagine it’ll be less stripping from the top and more collapsing internally, like sucking the air out of a cheap water bottle (I am not a geologist)

I hope there’s a box of his costumes nearby to dress him up

I came in to work 5 mins late when I worked at subway, worked the lunch rush, then they pulled me off and fired me. As I was writing a goodbye note to my coworkers I was told by the same manager I needed to leave IMMEDIATELY or she’d call the cops.

Counterpoint: this is hilarious and I hope it happens