She’s a full foot shorter than me and she dresses punk and kinda masc and emo, has a pink mohawk she’s growing out into a deathhawk, she’s a huge weeb and nerd and we’re into a lot of the same stuff, she makes her own cider and leathercraft and even blacksmiths sometimes.
Spent the night at her house after work Monday night, then spent the entire day with her. Cooked breakfast for us, then we took her dog out to a park so her mom could see pilates clients, then met one of her friends for drinks and some card games while we finished watching Scott Pilgrim Takes Off, then went to bed together one last time before I had to leave at midnight. All told we spent over 24 hours together and it was great and I’m super happy and I feel like she was the exact type of person I was looking for.
So it is worth it to go out there and use the stupid apps and try to date people because you might get lucky and find someone great. It can happen
you too can go from 
to 
a full foot shorter
Is Hexbear ready to talk about height gaps in relationships? What if you were to play 1v1 basketball? That’s a massive power differential.
She still has functional knees, I don’t
Hm.
If her defense is adequate then I guess your relationship isn’t so problematic.
whatever you do, do not tell her about hexbear lol or do whatever I aint yer dad
Get the admins to ban his ass for his own good.
Also, don’t bang her dad, nor your dad.
anti-Mullen sentiment detected
get gf step one: “there’s this website I go to every day that has a whole bunch of Stalin emojis and we joke about never having sex” (she is in the waiting room for her audit at the IRS due to being in arrears on her late husband’s funeral costs)
She sounds like she might be as awesome as you are 🤩
“stoked” and “elated” do not even begin to cover my feelings about this ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ cheering wildly for you
This is why the admins are shutting the place down. It’s for you to
and violate your Volcel oath. 
(very happy for you. Congrats!)
:volcel-judge::volcel-judge::volcel-judge::volcel-judge::volcel-judge::volcel-judge::volcel-judge::volcel-judge::volcel-judge::volcel-judge::volcel-judge::volcel-judge::volcel-judge::volcel-judge::volcel-judge::volcel-judge:
HOLD THE LINE
So happy you found a gluten free person.
Yer doxxing her
tfw gf
Happy for you comrade
Hell yeah, that’s so great :>
omg IIRC last i heard from ya about this you were feeling pretty hopeless abt meeting someone, i am extremely happy for you bratan!!
The depression and anxiety and emotional dysregulation and whatnot can make me a bit melodramatic at times. I’ve heard it’s actually a thing with ADHD, catastrophizing because that’s a more compelling situation than shit being kinda bad but in a normal way
got the best brains over here
Eyyy thats amazing! Really happy for you!
I’m very happy 4 you :)
Congrats!
a union is only truly blessed when an owl comes by and pisses on it
Coomer
how did you meet her?
Bumble
any tips for dating app profiles (pictures, bio etc)?
Don’t shit-talk yourself, be honest about what you’re looking for, try to look your best in pics and upload ones of you doing stuff (not fishing) or hanging out with people to indicate you are open to socialization. Just be chill. And be prepared for a lot of disappointment before finding any decent dates
This may be a trivial question, but did you just ask friends to take a picture of you while you were hanging out? I don’t upload pics to social media so I’m kinda embarrassed to do that, but I suppose there’s no other way?
As for pics of doing stuff, I wish I did “photogenic” stuff :/ Closest I can think of is a pic of me reading a book, is that pretentious?
I had a picture of me with my coworker and other trivia night friends on there, plus a shot of me at the Space Needle with a friend
At some point you have to touch grass
