We love our mods, don’t we folks?
A lot of people don’t seem to understand that “post hog” is a mocking take on “post tits” used by the right to demean and harass women who out themselves in any given community because they used to have the attitude “there are no women on the internet”.
Nobody actually wants them to post their dick. Although it would be extremely fucking funny if they did. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with punching up in this way and anyone that doesn’t understand there is a difference between punching down and punching up can fuck right off.
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Make them write their username on the trunk to prove it’s not just one they grabbed online.
trunk
A man is in a tragic accident and awakens in the hospital. The doctor and nurse are there and after the basic checks the doctor pulls up a chair.
“I have some terrible news, sir. You were in a terrible accident and you lost your penis.”
The man is shocked, and starts to weep, but the doctor continues.
“Since you were unconscious, we did put a replacement in place for you. The only problem is that all we could find in such short notice was a baby elephant trunk.”
The man checks it out and is satisfied with the replacement. He’s released from the hospital a few days later and returns to his life.
A few weeks later he has his first date since the accident. He’s having a nice conversation with his date when he hears the distinct sound of his pants zipper slowly opening. He blushes, hoping his date didn’t hear the noise.
A few moment later the end of the baby elephant trunk that is his penis snakes over the edge of the table, snuffing and tapping, searching over the table cloth. His date notices and watches, eyes wide.
Suddenly, it grabs a dinner roll from his bread plate and whips back under the table.
“Was that your penis?” his date asks, her eyes wide and her cheeks flushed.
Embarrassed, he can only nod and the color rises in his cheeks.
“That was amazing,” she said, “Can it do it again?”
He shrugged, “Probably, but I don’t know if my asshole can take another roll.”
omfg I did not expect that punchline I’m fucking crying
I’m going to use this joke IRL at some point and probably botch the delivery
It’s so funny though
The first time we got one on the subreddit was so good
Literally the stuff of legends
jjaredsw1 you are not forgotten
This is a deep
chapotraphouse cutwas that the nazi who rage posted their shriveled chode
that was the one hated himself for being gay and the whole sub trip to talk sense into him but only after he posted hog. mods banned him for antisemitism but hopefully this group therapy session did him some good.
jfc motherfuckers really be showing their whole ass
the admin doesn’t want to talk to me after I’ve been concern trolling for a straight week and said my purpose posting is to make Hexbear look bad
this nerd was and continues to be particularly odious, I want nothing to do with you and am not obligated to hear you out
Also love how this mf thinks we’re suppressing dissent because we’re trying to keep our users from seeing the truth, like their politics are so good it’ll convince this site to abandon communism
As the facilitator of the purge, let me tell you this: at least half of purged users (i’m pretty sure at least 60-something) were either users of [email protected]/[email protected] or were directly talking shit about this site by name, sometimes where they think we couldn’t hear it. These chucklefucks do not deserve our time
I wish I could believe you, but this guy who said he’s on a mission from God to destroy communism and receives checks from the US government says you’re not to be trusted.
I’ve been owned. I’m turning my antifa card to my CPC handler, in disgrace 
Everything’s coming up Zenz!
These people always talk about how much socialists hate “freezepeach” and ban anyone with “dissenting opinions”
but when you look at the accounts that are banned, half of them have names like “blacksun1488” and shit. Liberals love this idea that all opinions are created equal and are worth equal discussion and attention. They kind of have to, because otherwise they’d have to admit their own positions are one of supreme ignorance.
there’s a lemmy purge?
Is there a way to report a user to y’all for great purging if we see them saying some fucked shit on non hexbear comms?
DM me the user and example
Right. Suppressing dissent like… Imagine thinking we haven’t heard the fucking “default” politics of 99% of the internet and you’re going to come here and bring us the good word.
Exactly, as if its possible for us to live in an echo chamber. I with there was a way for us to never hear Vuvvezzuula, Uighur, Hololodor, 100 gorillion dead, no iphone, tank man massacre
Funniest bit was when we got a dude to post his hog. It wasn’t that bad of a dick, really, but we still poked fun. Cuz fuck him, that’s why.
The great purge
Every time.
Literally the 4chan copypasta about the old sub, except in earnest this time lmao.
Oh god, it’s this person again?
This person is completely obsessed with us and is always screaming for mods. No chill at all, needs to go take a break from the internet. Always making these huge posts full of citations and graphs and shit chronicling how impolite we are. I don’t even know what their politics are or anything but this has gotten really silly.
Hexbear mods: refuse to remove post hogs
Lemmy mods: refuse to remove calling for nuclear armageddon, bloodthirst, nazi simps, sinophobia, russophobia etc.
God damn I can’t believe that comprador’s still posting through it
Adding another to the “this tool is a fucking loser” pile. They really see us even in their sleep.
posting a collection of all the times I got owned
Now that that lemm.ee thread has also been removed, who wants to speculate on how this loser’s vendetta is going to escalate?
This dude better post a picture of his dick soon before he gets cut off the internet
smh. @[email protected] what the hell? size shaming? really?
do better.
size shaming?
Also known as an ad hoginem.
Yeah I acknowledged this in a response to one of the main admin threads about conduct on the site. It wasn’t good, and I regret it, the comment did also get removed which I think was right to do. I’m glad this was pointed out to me as it allowed for a moment of self-reflection.
We are not immune to self-crit and sometimes we are confronted with our faults.No worries, comrade, we’ve all got shit we’re working on.
mods:
Lemmy
nerds:
Pleased Hexbearite userbase:
I serve the people
