Thought it would be this one

I just remembered I had that discussion 2-3 times here, were I had to spell it out to them. It was maddening.
Do they think Joe shows up to every voters house to ask “hey fat, did you vote for me like with a ‘real’ vote or was it just a ‘not Trump’ vote? I need to know because I’ll be having a speech tomorrow where I’ll use all the people that voted for me as an argument to legitimise my power, so it’s really important I know what kind of vote you gave me. Jack.”

First off, amazing title. Tagline pls.

That argument about trans people sucks ass, and not in a sexual way.
“Genocide only matters when it happens to meeeeee”
It’s also stupid because we didn’t used to have genocide as something that was just given (we did, but not something libs acknowledged) now we do. Do they think it just stops here? If you accept genocide there’s not going to be less of it. Next election it’ll be “well sure trans people are being killed, but our candidate doesn’t want to murder homosexuals! If you vote for their guy you’ll get killed. It’s about stopping the genocide that’s yet to happen!”

Also Biden is enabling persecution if trans people, so it doesn’t even make sense. “Well he’s just allowing you to be gathered into camps, he’s not ordering it himself and youre not getting murdered by the state, yet. If you dont vote for us, you will be. Also we’re not going to do anything to change conditions.” Its just a straight up threat to keep trans people in line.

Point out that you do not support genocide, so therefore you won’t vote for Biden. You don’t support trans genocide either, which is why you won’t vote for Trump.
Reassure them by saying that you’ll be not voting for Trump more than you’ll be not voting for Biden. Since not voting for Biden is a vote Trump and vice versa, then you have functionally voted for Biden, so there’s nothing to be mad about.
Call them spineless for accepting genocide, and make some suggestion of direct action they can do. If they’re truly supportive of Palestine, then they’ll want to help, right? So they’ll donate to help some people out over there, right?

I’ve written so many bangers, so much unhinged shit, yet none of it has been made a tagline. I can only assume this is because hexbear is a psyop specifically made to make me a little bit frustrated

Where though?

Instead their response is, as always, “wow I’m glad I’m not a filthy republican idiot at least.” And they also compile lists, they just feel bad about ot

He’s just like Junior soprano

I’d like to misquote the theme song from the Shrek movies :

It’s a cool place and they say it gets colder
You’re bundled up now, wait 'til you get older
But the media men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture

The media men says it does not matter, so it doesn’t.

?

What I want: A bi dom

GG Allen crying rn

Honestly one of the reasons I think Trump might be a less harmful president. He makes the euros wake up from their “leader of the free world” trance. Probably because he’s too grotesque

Feel like shit, just want Peder Skram back. And this time I’d like the missile to hit Christiansborg

Biden dies mid campaign and they pivot to “necrophobia”

Trumps zinger is fucking great. “He did beat Medicare, he beat it to death”
His moistness still got some of the juice left

Those text messages were really something

Sami is Syrian, right?

It felt like much more than 3% of the site arguing for Biden after he got the nom

Denmark news
The people of the hermit kingdom in the north share a strange proclivity with it’s government: An intense drive to destroy all of the nations natural resources.
The danish regime has just voted to “marketize” the water sector. This means that the water sector will now be maintained by the Ministry of Work with the sole rules for usage being “economic factors”. This means the environment is right out the window. Who cares about fucking up the ground water if it makes money? What this really means is that an issue that has been prevalent is only going to be ramped up: The poisoning of the danish ground water.

The law
Thread by the only person to vote against