betelgeuse [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 7 months agoPanera has developed an assassination method so delicious that people keep assassinating themselves with itmessage-squaremessage-square17fedilinkarrow-up151arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up151arrow-down1message-squarePanera has developed an assassination method so delicious that people keep assassinating themselves with itbetelgeuse [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square17fedilinkfile-text
Yet the CIA can’t even make an effective heart attack gun. What is all that money for? You could have just made lemonade.
minus-squareFlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·7 months agoLove to make lemonade with more caffeine than Jolt Cola
minus-squareJohnBrownNote [comrade/them, des/pair]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·7 months agothey’ve been reducing the caffeine content
minus-squareFlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·7 months agoMankind was never meant to be that alert
minus-squareJohnBrownNote [comrade/them, des/pair]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·7 months ago
minus-squareLeylaLove [she/her, love/loves]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·7 months agoCaffeine hand sanitizer is an interesting idea for a soda, I must say
Love to make lemonade with more caffeine than Jolt Cola
they’ve been reducing the caffeine content![emoji sadness sadness](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/3de7432c-5d0b-441d-9167-0c61cc3838ab.png)
Mankind was never meant to be that alert
Caffeine hand sanitizer is an interesting idea for a soda, I must say