i fucked your mom while your dad watched and then i finished all over your dad
how do you feel about this
At least I’m no longer her biggest disappointment
Since you’re my new dad, will you play catch with me
Good for her!
… or for you? I dunno. Did she finish atleast?
Your dad finished
Banned DumbAMA [none/use name]
reason: Ban evasion
another melina alt gone, like tears in rain
I remember Melina sliding into my DMs to harass me and tell me I’m a fake communist because I dared to criticize their behavior of “ironic” chud posting, which only helped prove my point. Deeply unserious poster.
i have never understood why they respond with such genuine hostility to people who find them unfunny. it feels so weird and unwarranted.
She seemed very sad, I hope you didn’t contribute to this
You claim to be friends with Nick Mullen, yet you had sex with my mom rather than being gay with my dad.
Nick would never befriend you.
I finished on your dad to communicate he was next
My mom’s been very lonely, I’m glad she had fun
hey dad
Now you probably know more about the relationship dynamic between my parents than I do.
I hope you all had fun.
Damn, sorry dude.
Im surprised my parents could stay in the same room together for that long
Did you have fun?
Your dad did
happy for him
Did she tell you if she still needs me to teach her how to use the supermarket app?
bruh
You had sex with your mom?