I’ve twice posting links to bad takes on c/slop (the comm for posting bad takes) WITH CWs describing the takes in question, only to have people complaining that I made them see bad takes.

I think people have embraced the idea that free will doesn’t really exist (probably true) too much and now expect society to deterministically lead them down a primrose path where they’re never even given the option to make a(n even minorly) bad choice.

They were probably the first generation where…

1: having children was more of an economic burden than a benefit.

2: easy means of avoiding having children existed and were generally available.

3: social pressure to have kids was still strong enough to override 1 and 2.

So you have a bunch of people peer pressure into making an easily avoidable choice to take on a massive burden.

“Hey hot lady, go kill Castro!”

“Okay”

later

“So is Castro dead?”

“Yeah about that…”

Toxic bro culture

Baths make me feel good and smell nice.

AI tells me to put super glue on pizza and makes creepy images of anime girls with fucked up hands.

Yes, in it Mao shows up and shoots you for you petite Bourg consumerism.

Apparently that’s not legal. If you can’t run for president you can’t be vice president. Not that Trump would care but it’s not the legal loophole some think it is.

Then why is nobody hiring?

ICE? More like… uhhhhh… ISSE? IKKKE? Fuck! Mao help me!

SPOOOOOOON!

My brother in law is a tech bro (albeit with surprisingly good politics, not as good as mine but better than I’d ever expect for a tech bro)

Thanks. Yeah I’m trying to study cybersecurity but everyone is saying that field is dead now. I’m almost finished so I might as well go through with it now it all I see in my future is being the 3rd guy with a masters at the Dairy Queen.

The grift has become so obvious I feel no sympathy for people who “fall” for it. The ignorance is willful.

I dunno the straights have some CRAZY drama

Look I was totally looking for a SFW rip of “My little sister is so cute but I don’t mean that in a sexual way but maybe I do and also her best friend is a demon who wants to enslave me”.

Bam! I told you not to stab your father in the dick he’s got work in the morning!!!

A New Jersey police chief has been accused of defecating on floors, spiking the department coffee with viagra and adderall, and stabbing an officer’s penis with a hypodermic needle among other assualt and harassment claims filed in a complaint.

Hey this is Bam Margera with Jackass and today me and Steve-O are taking over a New Jersey police station!

This needs to be an emote