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It’s like gasoline/petrol prices for humans.
Amerikkkans … may finally be pushed to action
This is the end result of Mormons accounting for like half of the FBI/CIA. Non-caffeinated patriots are in control.
Well now that nintendos have been delayed there may be a chance of guillotines hitting the streets
Nah bring back Victorian style capitalism. Coffee is now 5% actual coffee and the rest is laced with dirt and my farts, maybe some anthrax for fun
Why else would they be trying so hard to remove safety regulations and standards 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Life was better when jewlery made me spontaneously combust. Bread hasn’t been the same since they stopped putting plaster in it
They’re called adulturants because it’s food for grown ups now stop being a baby and eat your sawdust loaf.
If you’re buying like Folger’s you’re already getting a bunch of sticks and whatnot in your coffee.
if you look closely at the label it just says “powdered brown product”. are the sticks brown? well okay then.
At least they’re filtering out the rocks, bullet casings, and animal bones.
what's brown and sticky?
a stick
farts
Are you an Asian palm civet? Because there will be tariffs on you, too.
Fuck
I love this website
Bought a kilo of the coffee a few months ago when I visited the Philippines. It’s damn good
I’ve been saying IRL that Trump is gonna bring back lead and asbestos to save the American economy.
I mean, he literally thinks the laws against asbestos are a mafia conspiracy.
My president
Didn’t that have something to do with the original World Trade Center buildings? As I recall, Trump also got it wrong (what a surprise)…the issue was the spray-on asbestos fireproofing that was applied to the girders and related support structures of WTC 1 and 2. I can’t remember all the details anymore…maybe the fireproofing companies were mobbed up?
He did blame the WTC collapse on there not being asbestos on the support structures but he was pro asbestos before. He blamed the abatement companies for being mobbed up in “The Art of the Comeback” in 1997
I believe that the movement against asbestos was led by the mob, because it was often mob-related companies that would do the asbestos removal. Great pressure was put on politicians, and as usual, the politicians relented. Millions of truckloads of this incredible fireproofing material were taken to special “dump sites” because of this stupid law
http://www.ibasecretariat.org/lka-donald-trump-and-asbestos-a-global-perspective.php
Except that Trump even got that wrong, as I recall. There was plenty of spray-on asbestos on the girders of WTC 1 and 2–except on the floors where it was blown off by widebody jets flying into the buildings at 500 mph! The spray-on fireproofing was never designed for that kind of impact, and I doubt that any fireproofing would survive such an event. People and service animals got very sick and died from the asbestos and other toxic materials that were released from the collapse of the towers. As usual, Trump has no idea what he’s talking about.
“but mr president, you’ve also conspired with the mafia”
I knew it was a good move to buy your farts when demand was low! I’m gonna be rich
No you guise, you don’t understand!
This is gonna make prices lower somehow because The Communists (Jeff Bezos, Mike Walmart) will accept lower profits and then all the other Bad Countries will come groveling for the Best Trade Deals Ever!
you forgot about Tim Apple, the most communist of all the US communists.
Black Rifle Coffee will be exempt from the tariffs
good, cant cut off money to the zapatistas
Hmmm, economically destructive taxes put on imports of caffeinated beverage ingredient Americans consume large quantities of, except one favored corporation with deep ties to the state get an exemption to them? Why does that sound so familiar?
The only black life that matters
sounds like a great place to hang out once we run out of tesla dealerships.
Me, the espresso enjoyer
Coffee is already in a tenuous position due to climate change and its effect on suitable grow zones. Tariffs are just the cherry on top.
Are you ready for ze decaffeinated world order
No
WHAT ABOUT TEA???
not as vulnerable, fortunately.
source?
Yeah but my favorite teas all come from China so I’m fucked
good enough for me!
They’ll drink those coffee alternatives people in the civil war drank with caffeine tablets mixed in
Nothing like a hot cup of chicory in the morning while smoking a cheroot.
Or like have coffee plantations in puerto rico and florida.
Americans will just switch to Celsius or whatever energy drinks. They won’t do shit about losing treats aside from complain and pray for Kamala to bring them back in a few years
The caffeine in energy drinks I think comes from the decaffeination process for decaf coffee
lt comes from guarana, but either way it is processed somewhere else and incredibly cheap to produce and ship in this form. Not like fresh, heavy beans
Those will also increase in price with tariffs on countries that supply aluminum and the ingredients to make that slop
Oh shit does this mean Arizona tea is gonna be more than 99c per can?
Arizona tea i
I tried this once out of curiosity when visiting a foreign food section in the supermarket. It is the most horrendous, sweet syrupy shit I’ve ever had. I’m surprised yankees call this “tea”
Oh yeah shits nasty. It’s just that they pride themselves on having 99c tea cans.
Plus having one every once in a blue moon takes me back to my high school days
The weak foreign palate cannot process the taste of freedom.
the taste of freedom (High fructose corn syrup)
Sorry I can’t hear you over my freedom induced tinnitus.
Yeah but what does that translate to, a 50 cent price increase per can at most? The ingredients they use are already so cheap, I don’t think caffeine addicts will care about such a small change for these types of beverages. Only real coffee snobs will suffer, but the average coffee drinker already drinks the cheap stuff, it won’t be much more expensive.
Complain and voooooooote for the other party that runs on protecting their treats
Engineers run on coffee.
CHUDs run on Beer.
No coffee. No water. 
No water. No beer.
300 years in the future
History teacher: “and that is what kicked off what we call the Coffee Rebellion in what was then the United States.”
I will die on the barricades for white monster.
no trust me. the highly productive Kona region will supply the entire American market now that they don’t have to compete with those inferior imports
That’s not fair, there’s also Puerto Rico and whatever the fuck Jason Mraz is doing in Santa Barbara.
Kona coffee is crack.
I always found it much too acidic for my tastes, but that’s just me
You’re getting bad coffee or incorrectly brewed or something because Kona is some of the lowest acidity coffee out there.
Huh, I always thought it was one of the highest. It’s been a hot minute since I’ve had a cup though
Guess soon it’ll be the cheapest coffee on the American market 🙄
ShortenLengthen the brew time or switch to cold brew.Overunder extraction and excessive water temperature has very large effects on tasteEdited: I had it backwards
Over extraction makes coffee bitter not acidic. Shortening brew time will make coffee seem more acidic.
You’re right I had it backwards
They’re just going to switch to caffeinated soda. In your heart you know this to be true.
DRINK 1776 ENERGY! FILLED WITH 100mg OF PATRIOT CAFFEINE! COFFEE IS FOR COMMIES! MADE IN THE GOOD OL US OF A!! GOD’S COUNTRY!
Real victory gin hours coming
They already took away our Russian Vodka.
My vodka had a frosted kick ass soviet asthetic and made with Russian winter wheat. It was the best and 
whipped up a Red Scare and took it from me!American victory gin will be called Bald Eagle Freedom Bourbon. It will have American flags, tanks and AR-15’S on the label. It will be laced with caffeine and dextrose and contain enough high fructose corn syrup to legally be a form of molasses. It will advertised as being a source of protein. For inexplicable reasons it will have a petrol-like aftertaste. Chuds will chug it to trigger the libs and you will be allowed to drink it at work because workplace alcohol policies has been declared “woke DEI”.
What’s the brand? I love some vodka, especially when I’m on a pierogi-making kick.
Hammer and Sickle
Many thanks, comrade. May we someday be reconnected with it. Or at least you. I keep thinking of visiting a local mosque and seeing if it vibes with me.
They will deregulate the fda and Panera will bring back the heart attack lemonade
The Mormons pull out a win again. Patriots are in control
Did they stop drinking Caffeine Free primarily?
Apparently Mormons only avoid hot caffeinated drinks. Makes sense that Swig is so fucking popular.
