Grimes snorted Adderall off my glass table right before Oblivion blew up
I’m a star of a YouTube video with about 9 million views, where I’m pretending to believe some outrageous things to an interviewer (who thought I was being serious) just because I thought it would be funny. Never knew it would blow up, and now there’s a good portion of the population who would recognise me as ‘that insane guy from the YouTube video’. Unfortunately to give more info would be to dox myself.
Everyone in this thread: I’ve once met this famous person or I was once on TV.
Me: My mom once ran over my foot with her car, but somehow it didn’t break every single bone in my foot.
Many years ago, I had a few beers with someone who turned out to be a descendant of Stalin.
I bummed a cigarette off Jeremy Clarkson in the middle of the desert.
Are you Richard Hammond
No but he was there.
You’re James May then
Two Secret Service guys stood behind me and watched me pee so they could clear the bathroom for John McCain to use.
I also got guest listed into a neutral milk hotel show because I was the only barista working that wasn’t star struck by the lawn gnome looking guy and I accidentally made it sound like I tried to get tickets but couldn’t.
I am the right hand man for one of the biggest drug empires in america
Purdue Pharma?
but do you take half measures?
I once charged Xibit $300 for an Oz of weed. Also smoked a joint with George Clinton in front of the same club. Also one time Bunny Wailer gave me donuts back stage at reggae on the river when I was like 13.
David Cronenberg knows me by name.
A north korean bloke struck up a conversation with me next to a news stand. I didn’t know what to talk about so I showed him the Pokemon magazine I’d just bought
I came really close to needing to fight an alpaca once.
Lucky it deescelated because I hear they alpaca punch
I was not at all happy about it but I had an idiot dog to safe who decided to leap an electric fence and herd some sheep. We didn’t know there was a sheep farm near the beach we had him off leash on, nor did we think a husky would want to chase so.e sheep to the extent this guy did. As I looked up later a lot of local sheep guys keep an alpaca around to guard against coyotes. So I had to climb an electric fence, chase a husky who was chasing s herd of sheep while and alpaca was trying to run interference. It was also lime 32c out and no shade cause it was grazing ground right next to a beach. I managed to tackle this dog and throw him over thr fence before anything happened. I then climbed back over it after full sprinting in I could be killed by a fuckimg alpaca over this mode and basically died on the beach. My gf at the time and her mom who did fucking nothing to help at the time gave me water and drove us home and I barfed a lot.
Jeez, the headline didn’t cover the half of it. Glad you all made it out with your limbs intact
my girlfriend actually did go to a different school but it turned out one of my classmates knew her through some church frisbee golf thing.
My apartment was used for an episode of Simon & Simon (80s tv show) and i got to see a car shot up, ride on a horse and also sat in one of the Simon’s laps while they were setting up.
I won’t tell you which Simon or which episode (because i don’t know)
If you don’t like that one, one time i was on the bad side of a drug deal gone wrong, 2 guys sharing one shotgun busted into my place and demanded the money but i convinced em i got fucked same as them and then we played Tekken together until they just left.
data farming post
Ah yes, you blew my 3 year old cover! I am in fact actually…
If you’ve ever given me mutual aid pls DM me the amount so I can tell you how to set it up as a tax write off
There’s a Family Guy cutaway gag that features me
As of 1650 gmt-5 03/29/25 this is the most insane thing I’ve heard on this site
I got free backstage tickets to a very popular (like A list popular) sold out concert because the day of a few hours before, I randomly met the artists son at an antiwar political organizing event and I told him how I was planning on trying to sneak in afterwards (this was before I knew he was their son)
I have no idea what that means, but it looks like this is the place to say that I know a guy who threw up on Derrida
It means: “Something that actually happened to me but is so weird/unbelievable no one would believe me”
Thanks!
Lmao that is crazy. My Master’s thesis advisor studied under Derrida and simply won’t shut up about it, so I guess we have like 2 degrees of separation.
Nice, that means you’re Derrida’s grandstudent? I regret to inform you that Francis Fukuyama is your estranged uncle:
He initially pursued graduate studies in comparative literature at Yale University, going to Paris for six months to study under Roland Barthes and Jacques Derrida but became disillusioned and switched to political science at Harvard University.
I can only imagine how hard Barthes must’ve bullied Fukuyama for being such a nerd. He had zero chill for goody two shoes types.
And yeah, i guess that makes me his grandstudent! I actually used some of his work on ethics and hospitality for my master’s thesis, and it really stuck with me whenever I think about people sharing food, land, and work… hosting people or being a guest somewhere.
