This seems rather harsh towards the family-sized Ford Taurus
Wait, what else are people talking about?
I seem to recall something vague about taurus and star signs, but I dunno, I wasn’t really paying attention the 100th time my ex-girlfriend told me about stars and the moon
There’s also the Pokemon
Especially the SHO, if you can find one that hasn’t rusted to pieces or blown multiple head gaskets yet. And that doesn’t piss transmission fluid like an incontinent US President.
The only appropriate family hauler is a 20-year-old Camry with 850,000 km on the odometer and the obligatory rear bumper dent.
Yeah, I was gonna say. What did it ever do to you in order to deserve this slander.
Be made by Ford
If you’re gonna buy an American automobile, no you’re not.
taurus? …the gun? the car?
The sign ♉️
They made some good stuff in the Brazilian beretta plant back in the 80s
The TX22 has actually treated me very well-after swapping out the 100% garbage factory sights.
CAN. FUCKING. CONFIRM.
Shut up, I still need a sugar parent
I for one definitely do not have room for a pet bull, but why are we suddenly using Latin?