Uhm, ackshually, it’s a mass stabbing

I hope you all have been well and you have instituted fully automated luxury communism (with gay characteristics) in my absence.

Oh shit, we forgot to do that and instead had a huge struggle session.

Pizza is a vegetable

Very efficient, having two bosses

Mmm, power hungwy

Yeah, DOGE looks like a busy box for Trump to staff with people that annoy him so that they’re kept busy and away from him

Your posts are funny and informative. Hope you stick around.

He’s going to send out pills to every American to take containing brain worm eggs.

Tropical depression to replace my seasonally affected depression

Would be hilarious if the senate didn’t confirm him after he already officially resigned. It won’t happen, but it would be funny.

They’re special: they have the power of God and Bandera on their side!

Please spend more money on our MIC investors!

the time change beat my ass this year

I love to leave work without even a trace of sun in the sky

Vegans BDS enjoyers

Not dying from garbage food

I hear they drug test everyone

Hi :-)
We installed an update while you were asleep. Do you want to upgrade to Windows 11? How about sign in to your Microsoft account? Oh, I see, well we turned all of the ads and tracking back on so have fun finding the settings page to turn them off again!

Is this a Cumtown bit?

“I’m very good at specific types of math. That must mean I’m a genius in every field and don’t need to learn anything about them first!”
-STEM brain