YouTube has definitely taken notes 🤓 on my hatred for Jerry. I’ve been a longtime hater of him, but then again, who hasn’t? Him and his wife’s pro-genocide bullshit has just been a tank load of fuel on a simmering resentment.
Anyway, Uncle Sam at The Majority Report had on a person who read an excerpt from an old 1993 Seinfeld book called… goddamnit. Called “SeinLanguage”
Alright so moving on from that.
It has some rather disturbing descriptions of apparently how Jerry’s mind works. I don’t want to overly spoil it because the shock of hearing what he wrote and chose to publish for the world is… well, it’s pretty gross. Also wholly expected from him.
Also, I can only assume this is what he means by now days people are too “woke.” “Oh you can’t be a pedo anymore! So woke!” And “Wow, Michael Richards can’t even yell the n word on stage at black people! So woke!”
It’s funny how it’s never the bad/evil behaviors themselves that are the problem, like funding fascist thugs to beat student protesters. It’s saying “Jerry Seinfeld is an unfunny, privileged, stuck up, asshole that funds fascists”… which is the problem.
I was expecting a dramatic reading from Gilbert Gottfried roasting the hell out of Seinfeld, instead I got
I may have set up expectations with such a steep escalation that tomorrow people are going to be looking for home camera footage of men who look oddly a lot like Gilbert Gottfried and Howard Stern breaking into Jerry’s house and kidnapping him.
Well, I can dream anyway