LOL marvelous

      • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOP
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        6
        arrow-down
        1
        ·
        7 months ago

        I’ll have to Iook into shoplifting tips then. I’m a simple woman, I’d be happy if I could top up my teabag stash, some bread yeast and flour, some nice morning granola, and a good sized bottle of olive oil and roasted red peppers.

          • ShaggySnacks
            link
            fedilink
            English
            arrow-up
            2
            ·
            7 months ago

            JNCOs ot only fashionable, also helps with liberating greedily priced groceries.

            • gimpchrist @lemmy.world
              link
              fedilink
              arrow-up
              1
              ·
              edit-2
              7 months ago

              Hell yeah you can fit like $500 worth of groceries in the 50-inch convicts or mammoths… get the dark color ones though the light color jeans will show off more pocket stuff

        • Icalasari@fedia.io
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          2
          ·
          7 months ago

          Here’s a tip:

          The carts have false alarms a lot, so if it’s empty, it usually just gets unlocked with no check. Empty cart as a diversion because you decided “against buying anything”

          Technically true

            • Icalasari@fedia.io
              link
              fedilink
              arrow-up
              1
              ·
              7 months ago

              Yep, those same ones

              Another tip: It’s only one of the front ones. You can step on the bottom to lift it onto its back wheels and just hoof it before anybody can get to you

                • Icalasari@fedia.io
                  link
                  fedilink
                  arrow-up
                  2
                  ·
                  7 months ago

                  Yeah. I work at one

                  Corporate seems to think they pay us enough to want to bother to stop people

                  • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOP
                    link
                    fedilink
                    arrow-up
                    2
                    ·
                    7 months ago

                    My SO worked at one for years. He could not care less. Sometimes when it was obvious someone was returning a case of formula they had just stolen (like it was January and the case was not cold from being in a car outdoors) they would roll their eyes, but they’d still do it. What can you do?

                    There was this hilarious cashier once at a store I used to go to, who had some movement disorder that made her act like the Chicken Lady from Kids In The Hall. As a result she couldn’t be bothered to memorize produce codes for scanning, and if she didn’t know what something was, she would just toss it in your bag without ringing it up. I got a lot of free lychees that way.