People’s Party of Canada sounds communist like the People’s Republic of China or the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea.

Who knew Teslsas would set on fire in hot temperatures.

“I’m an American citizen” they plead as they being thrown into the back of the ICE van.

ICE does not care.

Narrator “They were indeed an American citizen. Born and raised in America.”

Ol’ smrty Musky won’t be blamed for the tragic accident. It would be some helpless fall person or Las Vegas.

Smrty Musky can’t be blamed for this.

Cities are running rampant with crime because of the Democrats.

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A charged Li-Ion battery aflame is no joke, as we saw when it was the Galaxy Note 7. It’s a major concern for EVs catching fire in tunnels, parking garages, and ferries. They are SUPER HARD to extinguish- legacy techniques don’t really work.

Thank god, ol’ smarty Musky built a tunnel with no safety features for all those Teslas.

Maybe she should have thrown money at the Cyber Truck instead of pointing at it.

Thank you.

The Spice must flow…just not onto our palate.

Also, Jesus was so just of full love when they did the Nazi salute twice.

A best it’s pocket change that was saved however that would require understanding finances, budgets, and payments. Concepts far above the idiots at the Department of Government Enshittification.

Musky is only using big numbers to easily bamboozle the MAGA clown show about how much money he allegedly managed to save for the government.

No, no, no. Don’t you see, making 6 companies go bankrupt makes Trumpy a very a good business man. /s

Old Ones “Yeah, we’re going to have to take a pass on this planet.”

You know you are so hated when no one wants to talk to you even though you are disrespecting everyone.

Is bird flu a good gift idea?

A enjoyer of the finer tastes of animations.

That dress really highlights your how nice your ass is.

I don’t know why Canada and Mexico haven’t done a press conference where they rip up the USMCA agreement.

Luckily it’s so simple I bet even musks teenagers could figure it out.

You are giving Musky’s teenagers way too much credit.

From Zero to Hero real quick.