Can’t risk Santa air dropping elves to kick start the invasion.

RFK Jr “Those are rookie numbers. We got to get those numbers up.”

My thoughts exactly.

Those Whos would get more respect if they were cooking meth for Christmas cheer.

Hey! What happened to people’s FREE SPEECH when it comes to pranks? What are we, Nazi Germany?

Note: This is a sarcastic comment.

That reminds me of the Lemmy post with the unfinished living room and the turkey.

Edit: Found it

Don’t worry Trump has a plan for Dylan Roof and Robert Bowers that doesn’t involve them getting executed.

Truly a horrible place to work at it.

Both of my parents told me that several years ago. I haven’t seen them since.

No jelly of the month?

On the behalf of Lemmy. We appreciate you paying the Grinch tax.

Can’t believe that woke garbage Wolfenstein is in there. /s

Can confirm. Got a halberd and turned it into a stripper pole.

You would think the police would pick someone who wasn’t so photogenic.

I would like to add people who don’t wipe down gym equipment after using it.

Fucking digesting animals.

Ralphie understands that you have to take skulls for the skull throne.

For Former Husband to Canadian Author Justine Musk to realize that they do not have the ability to realize that they can’t govern would require self-reflection. Fairly sure, Estranged Father to Vivian Wilson does not have the ability to self-reflect.

Are we saying Secret President Former Spouse to Canadian Author Justine Wilson is the real president?!

If you were a white male who owned property. America was pretty free for you, everyone else can got fucked.

Born just in time to see the price of a Costco hotdog go up.

Truly the beginning of the apocalypse.