While MAGA Inc. shelled out $10 million over the weekend in Texas, according to FEC filings, one GOP strategist ripped the president on CNN, telling Kaitlan Collins he “wants to spend money on himself,” not fellow Republicans.

Grift the money from the Republicans!

First game of the Civ series was Civ 3. Doom stacks, bombarding improvements to destroy economies, and building your palace.

Next up was Civ Revolution for the Xbox. Very arcadey from what I remember. The Stacks of Doom were removed and replaced with creating armies when you merged three units of the same type together.

Managed to pick up Civ 5. In some ways it was a massive improvement over Civ 3 and in someways a degrade. No ability to create armies which slowed down the game and no more able to bombard improvements.

Broccoli Cheddar was busy supervising everyone by resting their eyes.

What is Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff doing about everything?

Grifting.

He acknowledges that he is asking a great deal of employees, but says he does not want to take anything away from anyone.

Some of you will die however that is the risk that I prepared to take.

Jury Member: That could’ve been me!

The Right Wing Propaganda machine convinced non-white cis people it was going to be violent criminals that were going to be deported.

The racists knew it was going to be everyone.

Trumpty will do anything for bribes.

The only moral child rapist is my team’s child rapist.

That entire article gave my slobbering on billionaire knob vibe.

“It’s going to cost millions of dollars to get the tax!”

“Billionaires will leave!”

“The billionaires are only rich in stocks, not in cash!”

Please, stop grifting to help us win. Republicans say to the Family of Grifters.

My money is on the Emus.

Then Ben Shapiro is not gay.

I would like Elon Musky to get blasted into space with one his rockets instead of coming back to Earth. Musky floats off into space. We can all take pride in the fact, that Musky will be so high on his own farts that he would think he could fix the problem. Then, just maybe, there will be a moment of crushing self-realization when Musky realizes that he can’t fix the issue cause he doesn’t have the skill, just like the rest of his life.

Mr. Black’s lawsuit said unnamed women and others “whom he has or may have agreements” with had “bargained for confidentiality.” These people, the lawsuit said, “want no association with the Epstein scandal.”

Hey look. It’s another white male billionaire spewing bullshit.

Droxie now rules the house.

This is the natural order of things.

Sooo many times, the Israelis almost get it right.

Some of us want twinks instead of twuks.

I think Bigfoot is blurry, that’s the problem. It’s not the photographer’s fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that’s extra scary to me. There’s a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run, he’s fuzzy, get out of here.

Mitch Hedberg

“Hey, this is the Lockpicking Lawyer and today I have a Masterlock…and it’s already open.”