Yeah that barista looked at you weird because they think milk is murder, totally not because they were thinking “Why is someone over the age of 10 asking for a cup of milk?”
yea atleast make it choccy milk wtf
I could tell she was offended from the way she said “you want that I’m a sippy cup you fucking dork?”
i don’t even think it’s necessarily inherent to the act of drinking milk, i think it’s because he went to a cafe and ordered nothing but milk. you could have just gone to the store and bought a fucking gallon there, why are you at the cafe?
The funniest part here is that it looks like he is your typical millennial - drinking at an overpriced cafe, cutesie snarky stickers on the macbook, using said macbook at said cafe - but instead of being a liberal he’s a conservative. I want to believe it’s a bit
cutesie snarky stickers on the macbook
This one neat trick that IT Support people hate…
Truly the exact opposite energy of stickers on a ThinkPad.
What does that make my stickerless Thinkpad?
Continuing to have resale value I guess?
do they think milk is based now? conservative grievances just keep getting weirder
It goes back to the dumbest possible conversation when a bunch of Nazis latched onto being able to digest milk as a sign of superiority. Why they still continue to latch on after being informed that the groups of humans on earth that can digest cow milk is incredibly diverse and very much not a “white” thing, well, Nazis are dipshits, so who knows.
Also I assume just the imagery of it being, well, white.
“They’re coming for our cows!” narratives around climate change reactionary discussions.
Etc.
I’m sure the Nazi angle and owning the vegans elements are a big part of it. But I also think it’s a coping mechanism thing where they try to spin their dorkiness as a manly, subversive transgression. They desperately want to be seen as revolutionary despite being the most bland, mayo on white bread people on the planet.
Even mayonnaise is too good for these people. These dudes have more of a miracle whip vibe. So tasteless they ruined societal perceptions of mayonnaise for multiple generations.
I think that’s just for hyper online freaks
It probably falls more under the anti vegan stuff. I think ordering a milk on the rocks was also a silly tiktok trend for a while.
Gotta give it to em to be honest. Milk goes hard.
Milk is from COWS. The GLOBALISTS are trying to TAKE AWAY our sacred freedom by regulating COW FARTS!. I OWNED that COMMUNIST bar-IS-TA by ording a whole glass of COW MILK.
Regulate that COWMMIES!Regulate that COWMMIES!
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Noid cow
I think it’s part of a white supremacist belief about lactose intolerance being a sign of genetic inferiority. There’s been a few instances of groups of these dorks chugging milk in public as some sort of prideful act.
Ordered some whole CUM at the cafe today.
Barista looked at me like I was a murderer, they just don’t understand what CUM ACTUALLY is.
Go CUM 💦
I have drinked cummy before… Why would someone want a glass of cummy.? Cummy needs to be savored… Too much cummy at once will make body sick, taste is too strong.! Be careful, people… take care…peace…
Once you add even more, it loops back around to being good again because you’ve completely overpowered your senses.
BONK
Go to horny jail
Volcel Vanguard WE NEED YOUR POWER!
I think sis should have special permission to hornypost. She does it so artfully.
The council will decide her fate!
Someone needs to inform this nerd that using the wrong accent mark over the “e” in café was a… Grave mistake.
A gravè mistaké
Nice
Why order milk at a cafe, you can literally buy it at the store for like 3 bucks
Or you can buy a 12oz cup for $5!
I made this mistake once because my kid reaaaaally wanted a cup of milk when I grabbed a coffee on the go. Never again lol
oh what the fuck. i thought he just wanted whole milk in a latte or something but no, just a glass of milk? are you seven years old?
bros just enjoying milk
Going to Starbucks and ordering a venti milk for four times the price so the hot goth trans woman can give me a nasty look
me but im bad at flirting
to epicly own the blue haired barista.
even tho the barista prob had no idea it was ordered with a racist wink and just had a good laugh later abt the weirdo who ordered a cup of milk at starbucks
$4.39 here
It’s cause he’s only drinks socially.
I had a buddy that discovered amaretto was absolutely delicious, and started drinking it straight at bars. I watched him tell the bartender “can I get an amaretto on ice” and she straight up said “what the fuck did you just order?!” and asked me if he was being for real. If you order a weird drink, you will get a weird response.
The “what milk ACTUALLY is” makes this dogwhistle way to noisy. He’s shit at this, may as well just say “I am a white supremacist” and stop being a fucking coward.
Heheheh, “cow”-ard, it’s funny because milk is… yeah.
I thought that was a reference to it being
”REAL milk with REAL cow pus, not WOKE plant milk!”It’s still probably a dogwhistle.
The funny thing is, no one drinks straight up plant milk Coconut milk is for curry, Cashew milk is to make vegan butter/cheese, and almond/oat milk is your choice for baking and coffee respectively. A whopping ZERO is for drinking unless you count coconut water + some of the meat.
Soy milk
Cows milk is literally for baby herbivores
I only drink wolf milk.
googling ‘what is baking’ real quick
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Retvrn
This was a thing??
Yeah. It was one of those things where the right wingers astroturfed their own hate symbol by claiming that leftists were already calling them racist for it. Something along the lines of, “the left hates milk because it’s white” becoming the catalyst for Nazis having glasses of milk in their name on Twitter.
If I know anything about CHUDs, some of these guys had a full on meltdown when they were asked if they wanted to have their coffee black.
It actually had something to do with lactose intolerance being more common in non-white people iirc
Slightly funnier
i miss the gritty memes ngl
Paying 1% the GDP of a small country for a pint of milk, to own the libs
How does this trackpad work with a giant sticker on it?
capacitive touch is neat stuff, same way your phone screen works with a protector on it
He put the wrong accent on café
He put an accent grave instead of the accent aigu!
A grave mistake
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D’accord, mon petit wesh…
They looked at you like you are insane because you ordered milk at a cafe lmao
paying four dollars for a glass of milk to own the libs
Even other CHUDs would look at him funny. I have never seen any adults order milk at cafes or restaurants, and I live in a very red area.
Come to think of it, if I ordered a glass of oat milk, I would also be looked at funny.
I’m always gonna remember stopping at a gas station on a hot day and buying an ice cream bar and a bottle of milk, and the Cashier told me how good I was at shopping because I made such a good choice of purchase.
Cashier is a shill for thr dairy industry
Ngl that does sound good
I worked at a tech company that was rolling in investment money a few years back. They had just about anything anyone could want to drink on hand at all times including alcohol and juices and sodas that I’d never heard of or seen since. A zionist I used to work with there used to drink giant glasses of microwaved milk daily. He was very defensive about it too when people asked him about it, which people always did since we worked at the helpdesk.
I’ve never met anyone else who liked to drink warm milk past their early childhood but maybe that’s a more common thing that I’m just not aware of.
I’ve heard of warm milk with honey before bed, but midday is weird as hell
He must have been on that siesta grindset
Homelandermaxxing
He was just bulking, brah.
I’ve never met anyone else who liked to drink warm milk past their early childhood but maybe that’s a more common thing that I’m just not aware of.
Milk is very fatty so make me go sleepy night-night.
