Don’t! Be evil!

They’ll just think of a new name for the same shit they always complain about

He told lawmakers there that his relationship with religion had “changed” after a pair of failed assassination attempts last year and urged Americans to “bring God back” into their lives.

Don’t do , but especially don’t do it if you suck at it.

I use them as tabletop gaming tokens with a big ol permanent marker lmao

Remembering that one dish from a restaurant that closed like 8 years ago

I’m guilty of sometimes watching their videos they make with the people that work in their office and wearhouse lol.

I usually wait until I start wearing holes into my newest pair before getting new ones. My partner usually doesn’t let me get much further than that before she starts insisting that I get new pants lol

Skipping all the police motorcycles when it asks you to click all the motorcycles

It’s from the video game The Elder Scrolls 3: Morrowind. If a character critical to the main story dies, it shows this message

SELECT EVERY OBJECT THAT IS SWEET

All the images are AI slop of ice cream cones with garlic and onion bulbs on them

Communism must be good if it pisses you so much

I hate how they’ve progressively made them more annoying and related to generating AI slop

So oppressed, but they refuse the opportunity to be coveted cracker gusanos. Either they know living in Amerikkka sucks (it does) or they’re not actually oppressed (spoiler: it’s probably both).

Had to get some genetic material for cloning

Self to the worst people imaginable lmao

Uh-oh. Sounds like you caught the bug for it lol.

although I think they got some indigo dye on my shoe which is kind of funny

Yeah, they’ll rub indigo (sulfur for black ones) on stuff like shoes and belts. Be careful with light furniture (especially if your pants are wet).

Gamer RGB lights on everything and it has a speaker that plays meme sound effects

He’d probably have his engineers some kind of overcomplicated and extremely expensive fighter that’d keep running into issues with both the hardware and software.

We already have the F-35 lol

DV

Kills a dog

In another world, he would have been a