Nahtzee!
WINNER!
Monopoly, except you start the game with the bank owning everything
Real life the board game©
Actually just the Landlord’s Game that the Parker Brothers turned into Monopoly.
Monopoly, except you live paycheck to paycheck. the game continues until everyone is either homeless, insolvent, died of old age or has comitted suicide.
Haha exactly
Isn’t that how the game works? You buy everything from the bank, but at least the bank doesn’t take advantage of that monopoly
Confetticini
Includes 2 reams of copy paper, 2 tiny shears and 2 sifters. First team to complete their ream after checking it will fit through the sifter wins phase 1. After which you get to open the secret packet which contains rolls of tape to put them back together and the pieces must fit inside the original copy paper box.
Chardee MacDennis: The Game of Games
or the beloved sequel
Chardee MacDennis 2: Electric BoogalooNot a board game, but 9/11. Which is a combination of Jenga and Gorodki.
Never Have I Ever: Civic Duty edition
Never have, I ever littered.
Never have I ever voted for someone without researching them
Never have I ever stayed home and not voted. Because I just didn’t feel like it.
Never have I ever Shopped at a store that I knew was using unethical business practices because it was cheaper.
Never have I ever Shopped at a store that I knew was using unethical business practices because it was cheaper.
Never have I ever blamed poor people for capitalism.
Hey, gotta make the free market capitalists feel bad somehow… maybe
I’d play that
Would imagine most would go blind
Tomorrow - a game about depopulating the world to sustainable levels through the use of clandestine viruses, wars, unrest, economic policies
That honestly sounds kind of fun, in a dark humour sort of way. Similar to the old game Go For Broke, where you’re trying to lose all your money.
You could even have it be an Among Us style thing, where ostensibly everyone is trying to keep people alive, but one person is secretly trying to undermine efforts and cause depopulation.
Good news, it’s real! https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/89342/tomorrow
Oh wow, sounds great! 😄
Abortion Wars TCG
According to my mom, “Garbage Pail Kids” was this (besides the ‘game’ part of TCG)
I’ve never thought of it that way but it fits.
Kal-toh.
The concept would make it hard to sell since it’s never explained how the game actually works and is also extremely difficult.
Like selling people a bag of broken glass, and giving them a picture of a glass swan. The ultimate puzzle!
I remember a joke about a guy coming to a puzzle store and wanting harder and harder puzzles. In the end, he gets a picture of bread and a bag of breadcrumbs.
Circumcision it’s a game where you have to circle your opponent in precision movements.
Foreskins! is a golf game, a card-based round of skins, with each player shouting, “Fore!” at the start of each turn.
Pedophilia Trivia - A card game where you guess as closely to correct as possible. Question types would include, ‘As of 2023, where was the biggest pedophile ring ever found?’ ‘How many Catholic clergy members have been convicted of crimes to date? (2023)’ ‘What US state has had the most reported pedophiles from 2010 to 2020?’ ‘How much money has the Mormon church paid out to victims of sexual abuse by appointed leaders of the church, to keep them quiet?’ ‘How many cases have there been of drag queens sexually abusing kids?’
This is just an ultra specific version of trivial pursuit.
Get Fucked! : the Game of Good Guys!
Multiplayer, everyone draws cards to pick an alignment, Alpha Males or Beta Cucks. The goal is to draw a Useless Whore™️ card for a Dumb Slut who has agreed to go on a date with you. Each class of Useless Whore has various but similar tasks for the players achieve to Get Fucked!
Bonus points for Consensual Sex on a Date, but points dwindle from there! If you draw a card that has a Monstrous rating of 4 or less, 4 being the closest to Rape That Might Carry An Indictment down to 1, Unreported Stalker Molestation™️, you will continue to progress to draw your next Useless Whore card! The first Good Guy to gather two Useless Whore cards to Get Fucked! wins the game!
Earn points early to have one Monstrous action taken off your tab!
Try our other game, Good Guys Jr.! For a more child appropriate adventure to turn your character into a real life Good Guy! Ages 0-13
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