- My back can’t do that - Notice the illustration. They maintain proper posture and squat to reach the other’s eye level. No need to hurt your back. - Their neck is a 90 degree angle - Can you blame them? Look at that cute red dress! 
 
- My knees can’t do that. - (seriously. A very short time, yes) 
 
- Get a better back, please. 
 
- Aaayayayayayayyaaaaiiiii - Ooooshka low 
- Did custodes just enter the room? - Greetings Custodes, how are you this daAAAY? Have you brought me any cool ancient tech to displaAaAaY? - Kitten is the one custodes that doesn’t have that theme song though… - Yes, but have you forgotten about the HUMONGOUS TERMINATOR DADDIES - I’m pretty sure that Big E spectrally punched the last person to say that phrase… - I need to play this damn game just so I can understand all the goofy names people give the enemies like we did back in the early days of gaming. - We are actually referring to If the Emperor had a Text To Speech Device. It ended too soon because of GW shittery. - https://m.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLyiDf91_bTEgnBN0jAvzNbqzrlMGID5WA - The first video is technically absolutely canon. The rest are only about 90% canon - It is rather funny. - Edit: if you do watch it, The Emperor is always accurate in how long it took for the various videos to come out, not the in universe timeline. 
 
 
 
 
- No we have not; but to ask you for a favor… 
 
 
 
- Pashonka! 
- Proshanka! 
- I can hear the singing 
- Kneel before me 
- So, will this technique improve my social interactions? Is this what I’ve been doing wrong? 
- Alternatively, pick up the shorty to bring them up to your eye level. They’ll get to experience the world from a whole new perspective 
- It’s not disrespect, little guy, it’s just my knees ain’t what they used to be. 
- It’s not my fault I’m tall. Just like it (probably) isn’t yours to be short. It’s NOT disrespectful to simply be.  
- Thank you. 








