“Alternative facts”

I am the storm that is approaching

Provoking black clouds in isolation

That’s it, I’m converting to Mechanicus. Abominable Intelligence is techno-heresy, Ave Omnissiah!

Been real since the 60s, nobody uses it after it caused a Hep B outbreak

All these squares make a circle, all these squares make a circle…

That guy looks like he would make a good capacitor.

Hegelian Dielectric

DUDE RUN, YOUR EX FOUND YOUR SPARE KEY WHILE YOU WERE OUT BANGING CLAYBOY

This would be the same Steve Jobs that thought an all-fruit diet both killed cancer and made it so he didn’t have to shower? The one who died when Eliza was still state of the art?

If you have time to sleep, you’re not making enough progress in qualifications

Japan has a chance to celebrate an amazing 121st anniversary

Mars Congressional Republic

Not a space snake either. Very disappointed.

That will make SO much molten copper or iron

Join the Navy and become a CIWS tech

From the moment I understood the weakness of my horse flesh, it disgusted me

Unfortunately, until humans can learn to bioengineer our own bat-inspired immune upgrade

So what you’re saying is, it’s Morbing time

Based on the pic, does that include handling out how-to Cthulu guides to bug-eyed Frenchies?

Eat lerasium, then eat a nickel

Not to be confused with Kitten from TTS