The most obvious stupid scam ever conceived and they actually managed to hook a bunch of actual corporations
Square Enix, Nickelodeon, Coke, KFC, and more fell for this shit while regular people were laughing about how obvious a con it was.
Really puts into question the capitalist myth of the genius entrepreneur and the idea that these corporate types are rich because they are smart or deserving in some way.
Google Glass was INEVITABLE.
VR company meetings were INEVITABLE.
The Metaverse™ was INEVITABLE.
NFTs were INEVITABLE.
Venture capital is driven by whatever brainworms have wriggled into credulous techbros that particular season.
i just wish that new technology that came out was cool and good and made our lives better. When I was a kid all the phones went from landlines with boingy cords to wireless! The internet went from annoying dial-up noises that turned off the phone to so fast you could watch a movie faster than you could download a song just 5 years prior. Cars started coming with the unlocking button fob! THE BUTTON YOU PRESS TO UNLOCK YOUR CAR! it was so cool! Now all the technology sucks man. When’s the last time some little cool gizmo came out that made our lives better?
recuperation turns radical new things into status quo super-glue as fast as possible
I was learning 3D art and videogame design when NFTs became popular, I uploaded some renders I made for fun as art proyects to a NFT site, some idiot bought it for 1ETH, around 1000€, LOL
Critical support.
funny thing about the bourgeoisie. All through the 1800s most bourgeois economists were convinced that labor is the source of value in commodities. After all, that is what Adam Smith and David Ricardo thought. Then Marx comes along and takes that fact to its logical conclusion (while adding nuance that it was labor power and not labor, but I digress): Proletarian revolution and the overthrow of the bourgeoisie and the abolition of wage labor and the capitalist mode of production. The construction of socialism. So from that point onwards Capitalists began increasingly inventing and embracing subjective (i.e. useless, non-materialist, non-predictive) theories of value, in order to distance “mainstream” economics from Marxist conclusions. This, coupled with the creation of fictitious capital, leads to them huffing their own farts more often than not, especially during recurring economic crises. Hence, nonsense like NFTs.
leads to them huffing their own farts more often then not
Techbros tried to call this “vectorialism” some years ago: the belief that capitalism would be replaced by even more alienated and displaced abstracts of capital.
oh TIL, guess I should have read A Hacker Manifesto. https://metacpc.org/en/mckenzie-wark/ post-marxist tech thought
dunno if there’s anyone calling themselves a vectoralist though
dunno if there’s anyone calling themselves a vectoralist though
I know a few in my local area. Granted, I live just around the hill from Silicon Valley so it’s a cursed land.
Square Enix selling the rights to Deus Ex and Tomb Raider so they could leverage more capital for crypto investment will never not be funny to me.
I wonder if the suits at Squenix will sell off something else to leverage some virtual real estate in the Metaverse™ next.
I know we haven’t seen anything material manifest yet but: stupid as crypto and NFTs are I maintain this is probably the best thing that could have happened snice Square Enix was probably just gonna sit on the IP and produce shitty mobile titles or something for the next decade anyway. Now…we might actually got something worth checking out.
There’s been murmurs of a new Deus Ex title “very very early” in development. Here’s hoping something happens and there aren’t any dogshit one-time-use microtransactions this time around.
Heads up, we have a genuine cryptopeddler (don’t say it’s about crypto, because the goalposts keep moving even as the peddler argues for NFTs and related grifts) in this thread, and the entire carnival barker routine is now in play, including “beat capitalism’s casino by doing a newer shinier capitalism casino” and messianic “this will change the world and revolutionize everything” speeches.
Lmao it’s all good, capitalism is gonna capital
Lol, lmao.
That was me.
I am proud.
CENSORSHIP
I am nothing if not a tankie redfash dictator tyrant
Don’t forget your spoon of office
Omg new emoji when did this drop?
@[email protected] keeps delivering the hits.
Pure bangers
Thank you for your service.
Only minutes ago I got a hate-reply here from a totally neutral poster saying that that crypto peddler wasn’t a crypto peddler and tried to shame me for dunking on the crypto-peddler.
@ username, sus radar activated
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I genuinely hate how dense you are
Because I’m calling out the cynical grift you’re pulling.
You’re claiming that the answer to capitalism is more capitalism, this time from a shiny newer casino that is already majority owned and operated and pushed by ruling class capitalists and that will somehow topple capitalism and bring about an unspecified utopia that you’ve been vague about so far but have used techbro language to try to dazzle people with your bullshit.
“ You’re claiming that the answer to capitalism is more capitalism” I read this in the Christopher walken more cow bell tone and I just thought I should share. I got a fever and the only prescription is more capitalism
Same energy as just one more highway lane bro this time it will work bro
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You would genuinely own a portion of a company instead of an IOU.
YOUR CASINO TOKENS ARE YOURS TO INVEST. BEAT THE CASINO BY GAMBLING WHAT LITTLE YOU HAVE LEFT!
also you can invest in companies and genuinly own a portion of them on the regular financial system that’s what capitalism is
Yeah, and some people do profit from that. That’s the whole point. The problem being that the poor can’t afford to lose that gamble and they lack the connections or insider information to make better informed bets.
But the crypto peddler said this new casino is different and better because the internet and the future and jargon words and revolutionize the world
The problem being that the poor can’t afford to lose that gamble and they lack the connections or insider information to make better informed bets
well that makes no sense if it’s the same amount of money being bet
no it fucking isn’t
you are high n your own farts lmao
Reddit was fucking spammed with NFT “content” in order to slander it
It was garbage all along. It didn’t need slandering.
And your clown circus isn’t really improving its image.
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You’re actually seriously pulling the “internet was new once” card.
That’s fucking cringe, even among cryptocurrency communities at this point.
Capitalists destroyed the image
Capitalists so intentionally destroyed the image of a rent-seeking scheme. They didn’t just fuck up by being credulous and gullible by believing people like you and buying in.
You’re actually seriously pulling the “internet was new once” card
so was the south sea bubble
My favorite retort to that one is “They laughed at the Wright brothers, but they also laughed at Bozo the Clown”.
Or for this example, yeah, the internet was new at one point. The Juicero was also new at one point.
Or for this example, yeah, the internet was new at one point. The Juicero was also new at one point.
That’s perfect. I can also say that Theranos was new once.
Did any real company lose money on it? It was free income for the IP holders.
I feel like square has to lose money on it, they’re still dumping money into nft games and haven’t released anything yet while it’s shown to be wildly unpopular among what has released.
Feel like game stop using their meme stock money to build out an nft marketplace should have bit them way harder in the ass by now too.
But Elon, shouldn’t you be hoppping on this train now with~~ Twitter~~ X?
the funniest thing about nft’s is the one nft guy i convinced ghosts are real because of the metaverse
people who buy into nfts will believe literally anything
TELL US MORE
that’s basically the story we were talking about ghosts and eventually he decided because “everything you can conceive of is real” ghosts are real in the metaverse. I then attempted to explain to him what reality is
Terminal stage idealism.
Invisible pink unicorns are real because I just brought them up. I just put one into your room. Problem?
Do you take commissions?
They have to be compliant with standards.
That’s just a plotline in Digimon: CyberSleuth.
Some are stupid enough to drink the coolaid but most actually realise that its stupid but want to cash out on the other stupids then duck out. But the thing is they also have to tell everyone else that its actually really cool and good to get that stupid in to buy the thing.
Square is the funniest example of drinking the coolaid though. I wonder what they’re even going to do now.
it was a money laundering scheme, just a techbro “innovation” that perfectly copied the role the fine art market plays in haute bourgeois society
No need to use the past tense here. I have a friend who is still slinging NFTs. I haven’t talked with him in years but I stalk him every now and then to check in on him. He invested in bitcoin early on and then dumped it before the pandemic. If he’d held on to it (and then dumped it at just the right time), he’d be a billionaire now. So I think he’s reluctant to let go of NFTs. His big break is just around the corner. And he’s also a millionaire and his parents are hedge fund managers so he wins either way, at least until the revolution comes.
Really puts into question the capitalist myth of the genius entrepreneur and the idea that these corporate types are rich because they are smart or deserving in some way.
More than that, it calls into question the very concept of economic rationality - that the market behaves rationally based on the rational business decisions of rational actors acting in their own rational self interests.
that the market behaves rationally based on the rational business decisions of rational actors acting in their own rational self interests
“WHEN?”
-Me, arguing offline with local techbros at the bookstore.
This is one of those moments where you realize these companies aren’t jumping on these trends things for us, but they’re doing it to placate an investor class that doesn’t know any better and wants them to be into the new, hot thing among these twitter brained friends.
yeah I think the execs in these companies saw that people in their rich social circles were messing around with crypto and thought that meant everyone else is doing it and it’s the next big thing, for an industry that markets itself as innovative there’s a lot of herd mentality in tech
there’s degrees to “falling for that shit” though. the cost of minting an NFT is literally negligible for the coca cola company, and the upside is enormous if it becomes an irrational market like bitcoin was. otoh, making a game centered around NFTs is sad as fuck, those people got screwed hard.
also, this is just my perception, but it could’ve been the other way around even. bitcoin became an irrational market because there was some purity to its conception: it was merely an unfeasible currency theory put into action, so libertarians could masturbate over it. as lousy as the theoretical pinnings of bitcoin are, there were no companies getting in on the action from the getgo. it wasn’t meant to be a casino, it just devolved into one. companies getting day one onto the NFT train just made it way more obvious that it was meant to extract profit from compulsive gamblers, and the unsightliness accelerated their demise. it was just too on the nose for most people.
It’s not that they didn’t know… It’s well…
There was a time when Russia had an Occultic Research Department, and America got one. Did anyone actually believe in Magick? Did anyone wanna take the chance to be the guy who laughed at magick only to see America brought to its knees by something “Close enough” to psychic spies? Well that situation, no matter how unlikely would be worth a demotion.
Eventually it became a contest to see which nation could get the other to overspend their budgets on healing crystals.
Allegedly the CIA got some real psychic shit involved with project Star Gate, but… ehh… can anyone other than the CIA get magick to work? No, so…
My point is, it’s not that they thought NFTs were this goldmine. They were worried about being left outside the gate if the hype paid off.
Ya gotta remember, these people do not know market trends, they do not know computers. They know “My great grandkid talks about this Video Game thing, maybe we should do a Nintendo? get Atari on the phone!”
I’m sure more of those companies were aware that it’s a shitty idea than you’re giving credit for. That doesn’t matter though, what matters is whether they can convince other people to pay for it before everyone else figures that out. Most marketing is about getting people to buy shit that they wouldn’t buy otherwise, this is no different.
Yea especially with KFC listed as an example.
They’ve literally done stupid wasteful shit for decades to get free publicity. To the point they called a chicken sandwich with chicken for bread a double down and started advertising literal slop buckets.
Anything other than maintaining a decent quality menu.