I really wish I had a way out of this shithole
If only you could actually dig a hole to China
There’s just one path
they exist
Hello, please direct me to Chairman Xi, I want to get him to replace the Yuan with dogecoin.
Want to leave America but still want to drink Monster Energy? To truly be free of the imperial core you must kill the American inside you.
When I visited China, sadly all I could find was this non carbonated version of Red Bull that came in like a 10 ounce can. Really roughed it.
yeah, is there some law about energy drinks there? I also tried dongpeng, and it tasted like cough syrup, it even came with a plastic dosing cup on the lid like Nyquil bottles have.
I definitely saw white Monsters in a shop next to an expat bar in Wuhan.
As a ginseng taste enjoyer that sounds nice tbh
Don’t use Google translate. Use ChatGPT. Source: literally everyone I’ve talked to on Xiaohongshu
Use ChatGPT
no, I don’t want the monster to use my voice
What abt when their data centers get deservedly molotov’d by neoluddite guerilla cells
You can run Deepseek R1 on your local machine
I’ve started learning chinese!
Me too, funny enough!
Hope you can master it, Comrade!
Only genuine Thai Red Bulls for you.
How do those compare to M-150s?
白人怪兽
At least they like the good Monster.
