Cory Booker, known mainly from his child acting career in “Cory in the House”, has been straight joinking and gerking for 21 hours straight in protest of Donald Trump. Insiders tell us that he has spent the whole day moving between increasingly esoteric erotica. According to his staff, he is now using a rolling pin to flatten his dick into a sheet while watching pregnant male roleplay on a v1.13 minecraft server set to extreme survival mode.
the libs on bluesky are being really annoying about this
Bro really went on bluesky and then complained about the people on bluesky
God this trash can smells awful
I’ve twice posting links to bad takes on c/slop (the comm for posting bad takes) WITH CWs describing the takes in question, only to have people complaining that I made them see bad takes.
I think people have embraced the idea that free will doesn’t really exist (probably true) too much and now expect society to deterministically lead them down a primrose path where they’re never even given the option to make a(n even minorly) bad choice.
holy shit he just busted. The janitors are slicing sections of the carpet off with knives and putting them in bodybags jesus christ
A stray drop fucking pulverized dick durbin’s eye jfc I TOLD Cory not to add the furry pooltoy transformation art into the goonfolder
My god, someone call the Parliament Funkadelican!
GOOD post
He’s gonna filibust any moment now.
YES, dude
I think David Blaine should run for senate
Oh I love this! He could levitate some old ass senator binch three inches off the floor then drop them shattering every bone in their body because they’re 101 years old.
Change the laws or procedures or whatever so that filibustering only counts if you are confined within a small plexiglass cube suspended over the Senate floor
Kamala to Cory:
The people cried out for a hero and he didn’t come.
he’ll get there… he gerkin
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Pretty sure that’s Key from Key and Peele
dude is totally tweeking hard
