• ShaggySnacks
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      17 hours ago

      “You a Nazi, then you a ain’t a BROTHER! Only BROTHERS GET TO VALLAHA TO CRANK THOSE HOGS.”

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        16 hours ago

        I like it, but I’d tighten it up to “NAZIS DON’T GET TO CRANK THE HOG IN VALHALLA”

        Another semi-related one that came to mind:

        “I SKIPPED CRANKING THE HOG TO PUNCH A NAZI”

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          8 hours ago

          “CRANK THE HOG OR PUNCH A NAZI? I CHOOSE BOTH, BROTHER!”