• ShaggySnacks
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    12 hours ago

    “You a Nazi, then you a ain’t a BROTHER! Only BROTHERS GET TO VALLAHA TO CRANK THOSE HOGS.”

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      10 hours ago

      I like it, but I’d tighten it up to “NAZIS DON’T GET TO CRANK THE HOG IN VALHALLA”

      Another semi-related one that came to mind:

      “I SKIPPED CRANKING THE HOG TO PUNCH A NAZI”

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        2 hours ago

        “CRANK THE HOG OR PUNCH A NAZI? I CHOOSE BOTH, BROTHER!”