• Mongostein@lemmy.ca
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    11 hours ago

    I like it, but I’d tighten it up to “NAZIS DON’T GET TO CRANK THE HOG IN VALHALLA”

    Another semi-related one that came to mind:

    “I SKIPPED CRANKING THE HOG TO PUNCH A NAZI”

    • ShaggySnacks
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      3 hours ago

      “CRANK THE HOG OR PUNCH A NAZI? I CHOOSE BOTH, BROTHER!”