Hi, I’m Peter Thiel. Can I please give you half a million dollars

I’m sorry, but that just sounds like a rebrand of the same old, right vs left politics we’ve been stuck with for generations. Everyone should check out my blog, where I’ve invented an entirely new ideology, unlike anything that’s ever been tried before, which is a third way that takes the best parts of both sides. Everyone in the country puts aside their differences and works together to make the nation as strong and powerful as it can be. No more of this divisive and archaic “class conflict” stuff, everyone can come together and unify against the real bad guys who are trying to destroy our beautiful country.

I’m happy to come on to any platform to talk about it. Any open-minded left-leaning person should be happy to have me (unless they’re some of crazy extremist who just calls everyone a Nazi), because I’ve deradicalized a lot of far-right people by selling them on my ideology, Social Nationalism.

Not left, not right, but forward!

I’ve met chuds with enough shame to not wear the MAGA hat (openly) and one declared that he wanted a “Science Party.” That meant “nonviolent” eugenics (where the violence is just passive aggressive and consequential to the system and how it functions), and lots of, direct quote, “amazing drug orgies” but only for “those fit to breed.”

I’m guessing he wanted Huxley’s Brave New World in a Torment Nexus way.