Black_Mald_Futures [any]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 months agomost British response to a description of a bahn mihexbear.netexternal-linkmessage-square119fedilinkarrow-up1125arrow-down13file-text
arrow-up1122arrow-down1external-linkmost British response to a description of a bahn mihexbear.netBlack_Mald_Futures [any]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square119fedilinkfile-text
Apparently the British wish to lock me up for daring to suggest something with flavor instead of a cucumber sandwich
minus-squarecomrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up59·3 months ago> add some seasoning > wtf is this monstrosity mfw england
minus-squarebuckykat [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up39·3 months ago> conquer half the world for spices > refuse to use any of them engl*nd moment
minus-squarecomrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·3 months agoto be honest, i doubt the spice trade had much of an influence on english prole cuisine
minus-squareBelly_Beanis [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·edit-23 months agoIn all seriousness a lot of spices were used mostly in tea. But the British were mainly stealing stuff like cotton, gold, lumber, etc. and not necessarily food items.
minus-squareBelly_Beanis [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·3 months agoWouldn’t want to have my spotted dick and blood crisps or whatever the fuck British people eat tasting like anything other than boiled celery.
minus-squaredon@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·3 months ago“Boiled celery? A bit exotic, isn’t it?”
minus-squareLeZero [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·3 months agoToo busy slobbering on Cock-a-leekie
> add some seasoning
> wtf is this monstrosity
mfw england
> conquer half the world for spices
> refuse to use any of them
engl*nd moment
to be honest, i doubt the spice trade had much of an influence on english prole cuisine
In all seriousness a lot of spices were used mostly in tea. But the British were mainly stealing stuff like cotton, gold, lumber, etc. and not necessarily food items.
Wouldn’t want to have my spotted dick and blood crisps or whatever the fuck British people eat tasting like anything other than boiled celery.
“Boiled celery? A bit exotic, isn’t it?”
Too busy slobbering on Cock-a-leekie