Black_Mald_Futures [any]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 months agomost British response to a description of a bahn mihexbear.netexternal-linkmessage-square119fedilinkarrow-up1125arrow-down13file-text
arrow-up1122arrow-down1external-linkmost British response to a description of a bahn mihexbear.netBlack_Mald_Futures [any]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square119fedilinkfile-text
Apparently the British wish to lock me up for daring to suggest something with flavor instead of a cucumber sandwich
minus-squareBelly_Beanis [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·3 months agoWouldn’t want to have my spotted dick and blood crisps or whatever the fuck British people eat tasting like anything other than boiled celery.
minus-squaredon@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·3 months ago“Boiled celery? A bit exotic, isn’t it?”
minus-squareLeZero [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·3 months agoToo busy slobbering on Cock-a-leekie
Wouldn’t want to have my spotted dick and blood crisps or whatever the fuck British people eat tasting like anything other than boiled celery.
“Boiled celery? A bit exotic, isn’t it?”
Too busy slobbering on Cock-a-leekie