Take a hit from the Stannis Baratheon crack pipe

I met him once and he got angry because I was “chewing too loud” 🙄

I hope it turns people into human bird hybrids like the Corvians in DS3

💩

My dad works for the UN and I had to meet Macron 💀

Your patter is absolute shite

this is what you see in the reflection of your DS lite when the screen goes black

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Okay redditor

Climate heads in shambles, fake news haters stay hidden behind upvoting negative comment

Me: 😎

That’s pretty badass

🥱

Who the fuck is ACME

I farted and wiped my ass to see if I shit myself

is it?

It made me laugh so yeah

as a witty disarming retort

Political theatre is political theatre, actively disarming is part of the strategy to avoid doing anything. It’s nothing new and they’ll keep doing it, what’s the big deal

Sure but if I can’t do anything about it then pretending like I can is screaming into the void

Just eat the popcorn stfu and watch the movie

More like curryworst

Disengage

It’s not that serious

It’s still funny though