I follow this person on Twitter, and I’m sure she means this literally, and I’m OK with it.

  • CoolerOpposide [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    5 months ago

    When was the last time you washed your couch cushions?

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    pronounjak-rage NOOOOOOO YOURE NOT MY FRIEND IF YOU DONT LET ME PUT MY SWEATY HOT BODY AND CLOTHES ALL OVER YOUR EXTREMELY DIFFUCILT TO WASH UPHOLSTERY