Thank the police comin’ straight from the sub-burbs
A young con got it good 'cause I’m white
But not the other color, so police think
They have the authority to kill a minority
Eff that shit, 'cause they ain’t the one
For bad police officers with a badge and a gun
To be beating them and throwing in jail
They can go toe-to-toe in the middle of a cell
Effin’ with them 'cause they’re a teenager
With a little bit a gold and a sneaker
Searchin’ their car, lookin’ for the product
Thinkin’ every black guy is sellin’ narcotics
They’d rather see them in the pen
Than them and Lorenzo rollin’ in a Benz-o
Beat a POC out of shape
And when dey finished - bring the yellow tape

Okay, now that I have your kind attention let’s talk about realistic police reform. We can do this! Oh, right - I forgot! Oops! Thank you to rights holders of the song Eff tha Police for granting us usage permission. Where was I?..

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Later Ned Neolib (the actor who plays Mike the Neighbor) posted a 1,000 word defense of “dey”. However - the next day the producers said “We appreciate everything Ned Neolib has brought to the play but he is no longer in the cast.”