SOMIPODS: Sleeping Capsules
somipods.com
We are helping Landlords like you thrive in this new Gig Economy. Split up your spare room with high end Japanese-style hotel capsules in order to improve the quality of your tenants and increase monthly revenue.

I saw these and I thought they were so cute, like I genuinely wanted one for myself because it looked like something out of Subnautica. Then I go to the website and lo- it’s made for fucking landlords.

They even have a calculator that calculates rent for the pods.

They’ll never regulate this shit, you’ll have an absolute frothingfash putting like 10 in a house and charging every head full rent.

He was right mao-aggro-shining

  • Tankiedesantski [he/him]@hexbear.netEnglish
    30·
    3 months ago

    His unit started attracting white-collar professionals and international students

    Imagine studying to be an accountant or programmer or whatever and then having to live in one of these things. I bet a “depressing commie block” doesn’t look so bad from the inside of a pod.

      • DragonBallZinn [he/him]@hexbear.netEnglish
        3·
        3 months ago

        Even by capitalist standards, how the hell did they fuck up California?

        It’s a damn shame CHUDs are using the damages caused by California’s greedy homeowners as a gotcha against progressivism, as if tolerance for minorities causes homelessness and not…you know…banning the idea of “building wealth” through homeownership. Where did that money come from?