thelastaxolotl [he/him]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-26 months agoMaoist Standard English claims victimhexbear.netimagemessage-square46fedilinkarrow-up1107arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up1107arrow-down1imageMaoist Standard English claims victimhexbear.netthelastaxolotl [he/him]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-26 months agomessage-square46fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareErika3sis [she/her, xe/xem]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up37·6 months agoOnly ever admit you’re mad by exclaiming “Dammit, I’m mad!”. This is the only acceptable way to disclose one’s anger due to the fact that it is a palindrome. (Seriously, though, what’s wrong with admitting you’re mad about something?)
minus-squareFlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32·6 months agoIt’s the precursor to turning into a corncob
minus-squareErika3sis [she/her, xe/xem]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·6 months agoI thought the precursor to turning into a corncob was to refuse to admit you’d been owned?
minus-squareFlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·6 months agoI think we need to consult with the Blind Moth Priests and have them go over the El-Dril Scrolls
minus-squareHumanBehaviorByBjork [any, undecided]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·6 months agolaw of internet warfare
Only ever admit you’re mad by exclaiming “Dammit, I’m mad!”. This is the only acceptable way to disclose one’s anger due to the fact that it is a palindrome.
(Seriously, though, what’s wrong with admitting you’re mad about something?)
It’s the precursor to turning into a corncob
I thought the precursor to turning into a corncob was to refuse to admit you’d been owned?
I think we need to consult with the Blind Moth Priests and have them go over the El-Dril Scrolls
law of internet warfare