Xi presses the Taiwan earthquake button.
Then he presses the NYC earthquake button.
Where will he strike next?? 
Don’t forget to tune in for an analysis from our China watcher John Dungoof.
Xi presses the Taiwan earthquake button.
Then he presses the NYC earthquake button.
Where will he strike next??
Don’t forget to tune in for an analysis from our China watcher John Dungoof.
xi’s new powerful weapon:
What’s funnier is that this was repeated in non-satirical publication