I have a tub of ranch dip and right on the top of it in big bold letters it says “Only Real Ingredients!!” I don’t know what this means. I assume that means there are fake ingredients out there somewhere, imaginary ingredients, and that other brands are using those fake ingredients rather than the real ones this brand uses.

Anyway come up with some fake ingredients and then tell me what purpose they serve in those other brand’s ranch dip. Also yes I’m eating ranch dip so you can also make fun of me for being a anti-cracker-aktion but do the bit too.

  • btfod [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netEnglish
    9·
    9 months ago
    • alphtholate of soda: face puckerizer
    • krebbed dramyls: glutinosity modifier
    • cosmic spice: no perceptible effect on the food product, but we can’t afford another containment breach so we put it in anyway
      • btfod [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netEnglish
        4·
        9 months ago

        yw, good luck! almost forgot to mention, for best results you’ll wanna kreb the dramyls yourself. if you must buy prekrebbed, check for a born on date on the packaging, and this goes without saying but KNOW YOUR KREBBER!