Do we stop at Berlin?
No we keep going all the way to London but get put off by the food
Then we need to start training now!
But this salt is too spicy! 😭
Is my leftover pizza still good to eat then?
Weirdly, yes
What are you wearing?
Leg warmers and nothing else
Probably a hoodie after the capitalist paperclip machine is reprogrammed to make hoodies by some like prankster shit on this website and no other clothing exists.
Do I finally get promoted to mod status?
You become the whole site
Did we successfully prevent the second emu war?
No but this time it’s about emulators
do i have tits
Glorious tits.
is the sky still purple?
No its puce now
How old are you right now?
A billion
what’s the funniest thing that happened
Joe Biden loses 2024 to Trump but the entire republican party dies from COVID so Joe Biden becomes president but then the entire dems die from COVID so his dog Major becomes president and immediately becomes the best president the US has ever seen.
Has a shoot and cry movie about IDF cum brigades been made yet?
It’s called Saving Privates Cum
Saving Ryan’s Privates - Hamas terrorists have stolen the cock and balls of a brave IDF child-shooter. It’s down to an elite taskforce within the cum brigade to drone strike the school, hospital, apartment, and market, all places Hamas could possibly be burrowing under. Complications arise when the squad film themselves doing the wrong tiktok dances over the crumpled body of a strangled child. Now they must face the harshest consequences of their career, being called cringe in the IDF group chat.
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will Ryan’s bollocks get the hero’s welcome they deserve?
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will IDF Cumbattalion Mengele be able to recover their reputation as hip and trendy genociders?
The thrilling conclusion may surprise you.
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was i banned for liberalism?
How many times did I get banned for liberalism?
583
No you were banmed for being too cool and making the rest of us look bad
Am I finally pretty?
The prettiest
Is half life 3 out yet
Yes but valve decided to make about Joe Biden
Am I still alive in the future?
If I tell you the’ll be a time paradox
^ that means yes
Do I ever log off?
Yes but you log on again 5 minutes later but then log off again and become leader of a badass org that logs on and off a lot
