I once ordered from a wings place and left the comment “arrange the chicken into a pentagram. please, I need this”
They didn’t do it, but I hope I made someone chuckle out of it.
One time I did some freelance work for a client and he had the most stereotypical Italian accent. I told my wife about it by mimic him and she didn’t believe me. He had let me borrow something that he needed for work and came over to pick it up. My wife answered the door and he said “Ay, it’s-a me Paglio (name changed). Is “Arxtwo” a here?” She did everything in her power not to bust out laughing. That was 13 years ago and we still talk about it.
You specifically called out the name change of the Italian guy, but not for yours.
Confirmed: your actual real name is Arxtwo. Nice to meet you, Arxtwo.
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🤌 I agree-a!
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Now you can come back and enjoy daily
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FYI, “save post” is a thing on Lemmy
Yes, I know, thanks. But I check these less often than the notifications that someone answered my comment, like you did, thanks for that!
The “bopitta boopity” got a chuckle out of me.
Hey -a we microwaved you a food that was brought here inna plastic bag!
I was role played an stereotypical Italian mother in a DnD game. I tried to slap another player because they were disappointing me. I ended up slapping myself.
Who are these people incapable of microwaving their own junk food?
