it has a taste for manflesh, we are lost

Their fingers will be coated in butter

People

Wow, SLAMMED! From the top turnbuckle! Always he laziest attempt at a headline to convey a sense of conflict.

Something something Ai Powered Cybertruck something

maybe, if we’re lucky, we’ll have satellites hovering around each one of us. just like insects. never giving us a moments peace while screaming advertisements into our faces and coercing us into some labor against our will. the great thing is they will never stop.

iCloud…thats Apple right?

I prefer Carrot Intelligence. Tubers are much more intelligent that fruit. FACT.

already got my Insta Obit written. Kinda excited, like when I left reddit.

The SciFi channel show “Resident Alien” is supposed to take place in Colorado. It is clearly shot in Canada.

they spelled “Hello World!” wrong

colorblind people are like, “yeah, totally.”

oh man. maximum gravity submission is the shit.

“and what’s Fonzy like?”

“c-c-cool?”

something something Ai powered something

Already here. It’s called repossession.

I prefer Potato Platinum XL

I’m sure they’re out by now in your area, but 5 gallon jugs (office cooler style) are at Home Depot/Lowes under normal circumstances. or install an undersink Reverse Osmosis system with a UV filter.

ignore entirely the context and the insult,“I need you to do two things: Shut up and go away.”

I just ate a double cheeseburger for the glory of the empire!