Based off a post I made on Reddit a while back. Hope y’all enjoy.

Edit: Since people are mentioning it - the stat buffs do not matter. I was being silly when I threw those in. But yes, the scale is 0-100.

  • FoundTheVegan@kbin.social
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    7 months ago

    Honestly I think the pan, mask and the glasses are kind of a curse? How would I ever know if people actually like ME or just the glasses? All of my relationships would require keeping the glasses on, that’s just stressful! How would I enjoy the taste of food or ever try new meals if it’s always great? I’d just make the same thing over and over while being content, not actually happy. And if I sleep only an hour a day that’s just gonna put me out of sync with the world and lead to loneliness.

    The long cool down on the penny is honestly it’s best feature, gives you room to still live your life.

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      7 months ago

      This is something I’ve thought about for a long while. As a socially awkward kid, I read the stories of King Arthur. One of the stories about one of his knights (can’t remember which) the knight is given an enchanted item that charms everyone he speaks to and makes them like him. This immediately captured my fascination as a socially inept kid, but the more I thought about it, it would be living hell.

      You would never EVER believe anyone genuinely enjoyed your company again, constantly wondering if it was the enchantment. Even if you removed the item and found someone who liked you natrually without it, normal appreciation or regard would NEVER come close to the enchanted one, and it would now FEEL like they disliked you. It would poison your entire life