Op, if you’re an actual person, feel free to post this again with the correct format. Like “TIL [something about your subject.]”

I’m removing this one for a rule 1 violation. It’s a way to combat spam.

1. Enough of us are active.

2. We have our own lives to lead.

3. We do this voluntarily and owe no one anything.

You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don’t wanna know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o’clock this afternoon… with nail polish.

You are quite welcome!

(I’m helping! Yaaaaaay!)

Edit: Found the old version, just to provide actual help.

This joke has been around a lot longer than he has.

Also, this image is a knockoff of a decade old meme, but made worse by adding a lot more words.

Edit: the older version

How’d you get so funky?!?

Yeah, we’re not playing this game. Removed. Next time it’s a ban.

Sauce

It’ll go somewhere. It’ll go in fuckin circles, but won’t go anywhere meaningful.

Well that’s awesome! Thanks!

So is this an actual Dragon Age game? An RPG like the original games?

Or is this an overwatch clone dancing on the corpse of the IP?

I had an absolute blast with the farsight gun. But honestly, if they bring it back, I hope they nerf the fuck out of it. Because kids online will be fucking insufferable with it.

Back then, you were playing with your friends in the same room. If one of your friends was being a douche and griefing with it, you could just slap them.

The tough part to recreate is that the multiplayer was so fun because it was innovative. It was one of the first games to do stuff like that.

24 years later, we’ve had a lot of games do a lot of stuff as well.

… But I’d still happily enjoy bringing all of it back, even if it was just a cosmetic facelift.

Get out.

I can agree with that. In fact, I just played the System Shock remake and found it quite enjoyable. It kept the same vibe and feel while just updating the cosmetic aspects and having a few QoL changes for some of the mechanics. The maps and story felt the same, and I enjoyed the nostalgic feel of playing it again.

Maybe I wouldn’t mind an alpha centauri remake. They’d only have to update the cosmetics and the UI, after all.

Oh hey, a new civ! It’s been a while since Gandhi nuked me.

That game was a fuckin masterpiece. I actually don’t want it remade because I worry it would never live up to the original.

Fuckin hell, op. This joke is so terrible, I just want to ban you on principle.

Godspeed, you delightful bastard.

A positive Biden post?

better get my popcorn, the trolls are coming

Why can’t the DNC run a better candidate?

What other candidate has won a presidency already?

And why can’t the GOP run a better candidate? One who’s younger and isn’t a convicted felon?

Sure vote for the 81 year old husk but why defend him?

There’s a difference between defending him and disputing you. If he was anyone else and you were still saying the same argument, I’d still be disputing your point.

If trump wins its his fault for running such a miserable option for the “not trump” side

No, this is equivalent to victim blaming. If Trump wins, it’s because of Trump and the people who voted for him.

If trump is really so bad that we cannot let him get elected, why not just run an easy win with a competent nobody candidate with Brandon’s moderate nothing platform

And this is the part that lets me know you’re acting in bad faith. I wouldn’t expect another reply from me if I were you. Have fun under that bridge.