Do you want that clussy?
EDIT: LMAO the ratio on this
Ranking street performers in order of hotness:
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Musician: 1/10, enough said.
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Statue Person: 2/10, I fear them but idk maybe that fear is more about me than them and I should probably be more open-minded.
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Clown: 5/10, it depends on their balloon animal game. I wouldn’t have sex with the dudes in Kiss, for instance, because they seem like the types of clowns to make a dog with a long neck and call it a giraffe. I can’t respect someone like that.
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Dance Troupe: 7/10, pretty hot but they lose a few points because there’s always the guy with the megaphone spitting one liners at you while they dance and I think they’re a package deal.
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Mime: 10/10, call the volcel police because I’m turning myself in. When they put me in that invisible cell, tell my wife I love her but she should have applied to mime college.
Kiss aren’t clowns! Clowncore are clowns. And they fuck nasty.
Clowncore is sick af
your scale is missing Shabibo and Crowder
fucking knew I should’ve run off to France to study mime with the OGs
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Yeah I’d fuck a liberal
Can’t cum - clown will eat me.
Yes
yeah i go on hexbear for the sophisticated political discourse
Now I’m imagining like a whole sexual circus act, like she eats your ass and pulls a ten foot long string of handkerchiefs out of it, or she’s like “watch out I’m a squirter” and then blasts you in the face with an old timey bottle of seltzer
if this isn’t already a genre of porn, it needs to be
hell yes
im actually scared of clowns, i have hit a clown hard with a bo staff for scaring me on Halloween.
id fuck your grandma if she wanted it.
I know multiple clowns and they’re pretty attractive. Probably not in stage makeup though
The clown hasnt texted me back
Yeah. Several years back, I practiced salsa with a lady that did some clowning on the side and some streams got crossed. So like my usual hipster self, I was early on these sorts of trends.
She dell on my arte til I commedia