Ho Boy! Im so cool! I am there! I’m shaking hands with the president of China! Fucking supermodels is millionaire shit. This is the top. A dictator who rules a billion lives with an Iron hand and I’m shaking it!

god. what am I doing here? Why did I agree to this. First that senile old bastard called me a dictator and now I have to shake hands with this disgusting dweeb. When I get home I’m gonna figure out who’s idea this was and I’m gonna be so mad at them.