• gmtom@lemmy.world
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    Americans are goofy af “criss cross applesauce” bitch that don’t even rhyme

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      Am American, I know the phrase criss cross applesauce, but have never heard it used seriously. I’ve always said and heard, cross legged. Years ago it was called Indian style but I haven’t heard that in years.

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        Yeah, was Indian style as a kid in the early '90s. Little kids need some mnemonic device to literally just not fly off the face of the earth, and so that was the replacement they came up with. Cross-legged just doesn’t grab a kid’s attention like mashed apples.

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          My teacher had a whole other verse. /Criss-crossed applesauce /Quiet as a mouse

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              You’re missing the rest of the rhyme.

              OK kids, come over and sit criss cross applesauce, quiet as a mouse. Do as I say, or I’ll come to your house. That’s where I might just talk to your mother, and see if we should replace you with another.

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          American accents seem to prefer the Shakespearean version: “Wicked”, “Dogged” but not “Curved” for whatever reason. Maybe it has to do with the tendency for the word to be used as a verb. “Curved” is usually an adjective but sometimes a verb, while “Wicked” is nearly always an adjective.

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            I think it’s often to distinguish between two words that would otherwise be homophones.

            There’s “wick’ed” (two syllables) as in “something wicked this way comes” and “wicked” (one syllable) as in “Grady wicked away the spilled avocaat from Jack Torrence’s jacket with a towel”.

            There’s “dogg’ed” (two syllables) as in “dogged perseverance”, but also “dogged” (one syllable) as in “Javert dogged Valjean for many years”.

            I don’t have one for “curved” though. I think i’ve only ever heard it as one syllable, except for maybe in cases where poetic meter requires use of an “èd”. Although, I think “curv’ed’ly” has three syllables, but I might be making that up. Typing up this comment has given me semantic satiation.

            But, yeah, I think you’re right about the adjective vs verb thing. The two-syllable examples are adjectives, while the one-syllable examples are verbs. Except for curved…

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      I need an example pronunciation of how it doesn’t rhyme because the only way I can hear it in my head rhymes. I’ve never heard of this name for the seating method though.

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        Cross rhymes with boss, toss, moss, loss, Ross.

        Sauce rhymes with horse, coarse, force.

        So for them to rhyme you would either have to say “crawse” or “Soss”

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          “Soss” is how we pronounce “sauce” and I don’t know where you’re finding the “r” sound.

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          in British

          😒 Watch it Dutchie, or we’ll start sending more drunk stag weekenders

          (I put in an edit to make clear that I am, in fact, British)

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            Well, I still don’t see how it does not rhyme.

            Watch it Dutchie

            😒 Even though I am a slim 2-meter tall blonde blue-eyed rude narcissistic guy with a strong Dutch accent living in Amsterdam, eating sandwiches for lunch, even though I can ride a bike and skipper a ship in any weather with equal ease, and I do enjoy making fun of Brits, I am not Dutch. I also drink more tea than you do :P

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      I literally has this exact conversation back when I saw this on Reddit.

      “History always repeats itself” or something.