human pet guy moment
Wait, holy shit, it actually is the human pet guy
Ah, cool, we now have a new analog to “ACTUALLY! it is technically ephebophilia and not pedophilia”
Holy fuck that’s literally what this is
“B-but trans girls can consent!” - blahaj zoner, probably
hello my pronouns are stalker/stalking/offender
[Chase/Her]
Chaser pride flag:
This reminds me of the leg status flag from leftypol’s /ukraine/ general threads.
This is why Hexbear is protected by heroes.
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Didn’t we have a drawn-out struggle session in regards to whether the bunny cop was a bastard or not?
All cops are bunnies.
The word “chaser” really doesn’t make the cut for me anymore to accurately describe those pieces of shit. There needs to be a better word that truly encompasses the pure rot that oozes out of them.
Look you can’t just post the human pet guy
I’m not gonna pay attention to any of post’s actual content, because once I see the profile pic and the name I just immediately go “HOLY SHIT IT’S THE HUMAN PET GUY” and my brain just shuts the fuck off
Could you fill me in on this?
EDIT: No longer need filling in, in any context. I am full.
wait wait wait wait wait the what guy?
edit: I regret my choices
Started out like “oh it’s just petplay fetish stuff” and I could see someone that is really into it being like “well why can’t I go outside, it’s not hurting anybody?” And then it just kept going down hill from there. With the volcel police’s juristiction was larger.
The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
Man I missed that bot.
This is the human pet guy right?
Okay, I actually bothered to look.
This is wrong.
The context of this is that I’ve had one chaser in my replies and DMs after making a single post on blahaj with my blahaj alt, and I had someone accuse me of be transphobic for saying I didn’t feel comfortable being in a space with chasers
that was just unbelievable to watch unfold- I respect you for at least trying to be there in good faith and that behavior is completely unacceptable. It’s because of exactly that behavior that I’ve avoided those kinds of spaces and it’s been really disappointing to see it getting enabled by moderator inaction.
Yeah when I read that message in the thread I just immediately closed blahaj because it was just so incredibly disengenuous that I didn’t want to continue engaging at all with it
Looks like they copped a ban at some point. All their tweets are gone but it looks like they might have been harassing @halomancer1 / Jenny Tighpants who I vaguely remember is trans and left or left-adjacent.
For context this person isn’t actually a blahaj zone user, I was just making a joke comparing some of the weird chasers active in that instance to him.
Could someone explain the “human pet” reference? Sounds techbro-tier creepy.
The short version is he made a reply on tumblr that was so unhinged that he became notorious, and people realized that he is constantly making insane posts that are a perfect combination of skeezy, self-serious, stupid, and bizarre. The thing to understand about him is that he likes the attention, but he really is genuinely like this.
I just argued with someone on a federated site that was saying that all forms of sex work, no matter how economically coerced the sex workers are, are only just as bad as any other kind of economic coercion.
If that’s your rubrik, then whatever your opinion of Johns is, it should consistently be applied to anyone who ever buys any product or uses any service.
I think both such liberals are creepy on a parallel wavelength.
Good morning Ulysses :)
HOLY CRAP NEW EMOJI!
yooooooo
They just keep getting better!
Here’s the comment I posted the context for him being called human pet guy in, read at your own risk https://hexbear.net/comment/3776505
I don’t think this is a kink thing. he actually just wants to own a slave.
it feels like its kind of just both
4 layers of warnings later
(CW: excerpts of bazinga slaver fetishist)
spoiler
Surgically modified human pet - IT - IT’S a feeemale - ITS genitals and ITS boobies have been covered up - you’re irrationally prejudiced
dog your mental health so did not need this
e: for that matter, neither did mine
That feel when going through 4 layers of content warnings.
me to myself: oh hell yes this is going to suck so hard, i can’t wait to see what fun shapes the psychic bruises are!
me mere moments later: why. why. what the fuck. why
I’ll be honest though I still don’t understand the term “chaser” as a pejorative, I’m sure there’s something I’m missing but in my mind I’m just thinking of a person who’s attracted to trans people (trans women for the most part)
The main problems are as follows:
- Expecting trans women to let you live out your phallocentric misogynistic sex fantasies about “woman, but peepee?”
- Expecting trans women to let you live vicariously through them because you’re obviously repressing your own trans feelings
- Expecting trans women to be “easy” because their potential dating pool is tiny and they’re in prime position to be abused
It’s obviously good to be attracted to trans people, but these are the types of behaviors that typify most actual chasers: very objectifying and harmful behavior. Even at its most innocuous, primarily dating trans women due to them being trans is obviously othering trans women from being “full” women.
In addition to everything @[email protected] already said, chasers have a tendency to be massive creeps and sex pests with giant entitlement issues. Sexual harassment from chasers whith heavy transphobic undertones is something a lot of trans people have to deal with, and they regularly have the audacity to make demands about our genitals, trying to talk trans women out of bottom surgery and things like that. They completely objectify us and generally treat the people they’re dating like shit.
A Chaser isn’t just “somebody attracted to trans people”, a lot of people are attracted to us without being chasers. I mostly date other trans people myself, i have a good friend and comrade who’s a cis dude and had a relationship with a trans woman and i’d never call him a chaser, but there are certain types we have to put up with, and they’re extremely common and share certain extremely eeeew and problematic and sometimes outright criminal patterns of behavior that are brought up in trans communities over and over again. Defining a chaser varies from person to person because we’ve all made our own negative experiences, but there are very clear patterns that show how mysogyny and transphobia intersect in a lot of men (and some cis lesbians) that lust after us.
This isn’t made better by the fact that dating trans people comes with certain strings attached. For example, if somebody would only be attracted to how i look right now, any relationship beyond me giving them a pity fuck would be unworkable because i will not look like this a year from now, i will have entirely different body parts two years from now and these changes are entirely non-negotiable, in fact my ability to live how i want to hinges on these changes happening. When i date other trans women, i always make sure to let them know that i desire them they way they are and the way they will be, that i am here to keep them company on their journey and to give acceptance both to their present self and to how they are becoming. To ease their dysphoria today and help them through the rough patches tomorrow. Because we all need that. Particularly because it’s a ton of pain and stress and work to go through bottom surgery and recover from it. I do not need a guy who likes girls with dicks, i need somebody who will carry my groceries when my crotch is still a swollen, healing wound and who will offer a shoulder to cry on when dilating gets to me. Trans bodies do not stay the same, our transformations include both unspeakable joy and massive struggle for us and anybody who narrows which trans bodies they can be attracted to down to a set of criteria that are directly at odds with transition timelines should just hands down never date a trans person, it cannot work. And no trans person out there needs to hear about such hangups, we do not need to have that conversation with anybody, yet chasers continue to think it’s a good pickup line to ask about our genitals.
I’m not saying cis people are not fit to date trans people, some are, but all of you need tons of education and explaining until a relationship with you can work comparably well as one between two trans people tends to work naturally, and that’s assuming you’re genuinely in love with the trans person in question. That’s just how it is because our lives and all the shit we have to put up with are so vastly, incredibly different from mainstream experiences. Somebody who’s seen some completely unrealistic porn depiction of how a trans woman on viagra is economically coerced to fuck like a man and now wants to have that transphobic fantasy irl will never be able to give us anything we need, they can only be a threat to our wellbeing.
What is this about a human pet?
Cybersmith is a very odd person who's either been doing an incredibly extended bit for the last few years or is genuinely just this bizarre. This is the post that earned him the moniker "human pet guy"
seriously, you'll regret reading this
I've even cut off the worst bits and you'll still regret reading this
this is an incredibly unchaste post but if you really want to read it it's here:
There’s something deeply disturbing to me about people describing ultra-fetish comment and using childish words like “boobies”.
Censoring the word heck while talking about how having a neutered human slave in public doesn’t break the social contract or whatever is just so unnerving
Me reading the warning: “How bad could it possibly be?”
Me after reading the censored part:
Would be really nice if people would quit fetishizing others’ immutable traits.
It would also really help if they
CW: SA, transphobia, pedo shit
did not open up conversations with lines like “dick or no dick”, would not DM underage users on trans subreddits and act offended when they tewll them “bro, i’m literally 15”, and would not say it’s “not transphobic” to post your list of body traits you do not like in trans men to a trans meme sub. Chasers are the fucking worst, i genuinely hate these people more than i hate other transphobes. At least JKR never sexually harassed me.
But I’m attracted to men.
But are you fetishizing them for being men or just attracted to them and fetishizing them dressing sexy-like?