I’ve had this gut feeling that writing and posting a physical letter has a better chance of influencing reps than even calling. Bonus points if you can pull off cursive handwriting.
Show up at a campaign event dressed to the nines with a 10/10 smokin’ hotty SO
Introduce yourself as a C-level business executive looking to open a factory in the representative’s district. Provide a very nice looking business card by way of your 10/10 smokin’ hotty SO, who winks and flirts with the representative while passing on the info.
Before you leave, ask the rep if they’d like to check out your Bugatti Veyron, which you just recently purchased and which you’re hoping to display at a car dealership you plan to bring to the representative’s district
While leading the representative over to your car, mention that you’re currently putting together a PAC and you wanted to know if the representative’s campaign treasury secretary had some free time to consult.
Swing open the door to the car and show the representative a $10k handle of whiskey in a bespoke silver case sitting on the passenger side seat.
I’ve had this gut feeling that writing and posting a physical letter has a better chance of influencing reps than even calling. Bonus points if you can pull off cursive handwriting.
Aides read them. If you want the actual rep you have to send it fedex probably
If you want to influence a representative, just
Show up at a campaign event dressed to the nines with a 10/10 smokin’ hotty SO
Introduce yourself as a C-level business executive looking to open a factory in the representative’s district. Provide a very nice looking business card by way of your 10/10 smokin’ hotty SO, who winks and flirts with the representative while passing on the info.
Before you leave, ask the rep if they’d like to check out your Bugatti Veyron, which you just recently purchased and which you’re hoping to display at a car dealership you plan to bring to the representative’s district
While leading the representative over to your car, mention that you’re currently putting together a PAC and you wanted to know if the representative’s campaign treasury secretary had some free time to consult.
Swing open the door to the car and show the representative a $10k handle of whiskey in a bespoke silver case sitting on the passenger side seat.
As he turns to get in,
Yeah, the type of package partial to sudden massive outward expansion