it’s the perfect app to open when you’re on the Xitter

That was the moment that he became my president

uhhh pussy 2

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Turning x into a crypto exchange for money laundering is a great idea

Imagine the market manipulation being the broker, custodian and the clearing house.

x.com

I tried to use that app, but I kept getting wildly unlucky and losing investiments that should have had over a 90% success chance, which made my stock broker panic and shoot my accountant, forcing me to restart the whole fiscal quarter.