You could call Dracula a neckromancer.
I was on one of those around 2000. Profiles were called crypts, instead of likes it was pentagrams and it was styled to look like it was written on parchment.
Yeah, I was on MySpace too.
That site is batshit, they tried to pair me with my mummy
Are you my mummy?
An emo dating app that rates people based on how long they can stand in the rain the longest.
Dig it. Dig it. Love cannot attach itself to binding ugliness.
Dig it. Dig it. Execute economic slave.
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Ok maybe not the best lyrics for a dating app.
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there is no romance in necromancy.
edit - i don’t get all the hate. i’m not talking about spelling. just admit it, you don’t kiss them, either.
Never licked a nipple or two?
i don’t lick my jewellery.
Necromance then…
now THOSE are the black candles worth lighting!
Instructions unclear, ended up performing a necrophilia ritual instead.
Necrophilia. From the Greek ‘necros’ meaning ‘dead’, and ‘-philia’ meaning ‘to fill’.
This sounds about right, but I don’t know enough about filling dead necros.
just picture burying yourself ass-up when you die so your old friends can stop by once in a while for a cold one.
The cake is a lie
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