Please don’t try it unless you can already fist yourself, or the retrieval will be a lot more painful!

The right actively exploits the fact that their opposition will try to do “fair play” until the very end.

When the right talks about someone putting politics in something, or having political bias, they’re just trying to manipulate liberals into a “we go low, you go high” situation.

I’m anarchist, autistic, and hypersexual, I’ll take all the touches that would otherwise go to you.

Protip: Do not bite as a self-defense. for some of us, it’s just a different form of kiss.

I’m 14 and this is deep! /s

Where’s his chin?

Nice, now run Linux on a tube computer!

If those PVC figures also loose their paint, then they will think they weren’t painted in the first place. A new style of statues will emerge by the name of “neo-millenialism”, who will make gray-colored anime figurines without understanding anything about anime at all.

Then a linguist finds a bunch of image files and documentation on how to read them, and reproduces them. the images will be photographs of these anime figurines. The followers of the neo-millleniallism (calling themselves gatekeepers) accuse the linguist of fabricating such images and making up such stories like their fertility goddess being actually called Super Sonico, and in true 4chan church fashion, they block a pool from access until the linguist will admit their scam. The gatekeepers instead being laughed off, with the worst of them being fined.

I just deleted the app from my own phone and locked my account, I moved my microblogging activity to Mastodon, and also using Lemmy more and more.

The right man at the right place and the right time: off-duty firefighter saves family of four from housefire.

If you thought misspelling a variable was bad, then get ready for misreading documentation of OS API, then not realize why your implementation doesn’t work for a quite a long time.

Remember, that Putin has ambitions way beyond Ukraine. He will likely want the EU and NATO to pull out from CEE at minimum, if not those countries to join his empire in some way or another.

Tell him that he won’t be the one getting the tax cuts.

You forgot:

• retroactively patenting game mechanics and suing companies for them

Once you’re pregnant, you no longer have rights to your own body because another person is occupying it.

Let’s harvest the bodies of people believing in this for healthy organs and blood, to save world-class violinists from dying! /s

I was thinking about gamifying spoon theory in a similar manner.

It’s in Balatro style. Normally, you have a limited number of spoons each day, which you need to spend on doing things. If you overspend one day, it will raise your burnout levels and your meltdown chance, as well as having less spoons for the next few days. However you can gain various extra spoons and/or kitchen utensils, so you can have a better chance at surviving the day.

Does it worth it?

This is highly inaccurate:

D: Esperanto. Highly derivative of C (Latin), designed by people previously writing compilers. It’s not being taken seriously as such.

Russian is nowadays being speaken by right-wing authoritarians instead, and any programmer that is auth-right is either coding in C/C++, or a Javascript/Python dev pretending to be a C/C++ dev to “gatekeep” nulangs (sic).

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